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Hey Fur balls this is what happen when you pull wheelstands without wearing a helmet!!

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You see the mind games have already started:blink:

ollie

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Ha HA im definatley a meat cleaver red type of guy:laugh:
With eeerrr ummm white cotton tail panties?

slap slap snap out of it ollie gaddam it your getting weird on me again, sorry tiny its bad ollie taking hold again.I promise I wont sit behind you on the trail in the Watagans,well not for to long anyway :blush:

Ollie:laugh:

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even if i where my skirt and lipstick or i can just find a pub and wait

Hey Tiny I would be interested to see you wearing a skirt and wearing suck my D#@k lipstick!!:laugh:

ollie

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This Time maybe :unsure:

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HMM only a couple of weeks to go before I can get into some dirtbikers

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Ha Ha squirrel you really know how to win friends and influence people.:laugh: I cant wait to get hold of you and put you in a cage of starving greyhounds :laugh:

Our security system at work is very high so I will have to wait till I get home to resend the photy

Ps I have unlimited rolls of Gaffa tape as well,hint hint know what I mean chipmunk!!

Ollie

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if this doesnt work it will have to wait till I get home:unsure:

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will try that again

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1. When I was born, I was given a choice – A big dick or a good memory. I don’t remember what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory..

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: Nature’s way of saying ‘No hard feelings….’

5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men – ‘don’t’ and ‘stop’, unless they are used together.

6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages of sex in a man’s life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity

10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once but the holes in the dialer were too small.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Q: What’s an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.

15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn’t.

16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don’t have eyes.

17. Despite the old saying, ‘Don’t take your troubles to bed’, many men still sleep with their wives!!

Send to the men who need a laugh and the women with a good sense of humor.

cheers Ollie :laugh:

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Welcome to the forum bushnut,Im pretty sure Mick wants to do a ride over to kempsey/willawarrin also,Im from Kempsey (now Live at Hornsby)but would be keen on a camping multi dayer one in the future.Fossil also knows a few good tracks in the area.

cheers ollie

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Trailboss wrote:

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Mick any Hondas making noises on that ride

Hey Hey let me answer

NO

Not the bikes but Im sure the noises coming from Tripper were unnatural after kicking the beast over a thousand times:laugh: :laugh:

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Welcome to the forum shane,VOR Cool,you do have a tow rope dontya:laugh:

Sorry mate,you will get in a few good rides with this bunch

cheers Ollie

Don’t matter what you ride, on this forum you will cop that sort of shit.The WR only just got home under her own steam the other day, ay Ollie. BTW The young bloke that lives on the corner near my place asked what was wrong with the WR that was making queer noises.

Yeah she was making some strange noises alright but it wasnt the yamaha bits it was the rekluse clutch! Shane I was actually putting the VOR into the same realm as another “Exotic” italian machine that goes on these rides occassionaly eh zippo:lol: surprisingly she has been good for the last 4 days of riding
cheers Ollie

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Welcome to the forum shane,VOR Cool,you do have a tow rope dontya:laugh:

Sorry mate,you will get in a few good rides with this bunch

cheers Ollie

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I almost forgot welcome DR D and Yuri

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