[Gary BloxsomeMember]

As you are being so nice, F%&K it, I’m in.

Need the bike before hand as it needs new oil and filter etc.

Gaz

[Gary BloxsomeMember]

TB,

I guess that’s up to you. Let’s face it, I don’t have a bike at the moment. Wait a minute, I’ve got my Hog, Yeah Right

[Gary BloxsomeMember]

Hmmmmmmm,

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I feel better now. Bring on the trip

[Gary BloxsomeMember]

TB,

Yes agreed, we have spoken on the phone re my earlier post and sorted things out in the main. To be fare to all concerned and I might add that I am not here to complain about the way in which this ride is being organised however, I am doing this for a couple of reasons.
1. Never been there.
2. Some thing I need to prove to myself that I can do.
3. After last years attempt, I do believe that the others going including myself were invited.
4. I’ve spent to much money on this trip already not to go.

Now stop rooting around and get my bike ready will ya.

Gaz

[Gary BloxsomeMember]

If this wasn’t serious, that would almost be funny

[Gary BloxsomeMember]

DON CHERRY, Canadian Hockey Commentator for CBC Television,
was asked on a local live radio talk show, what he thought about the allegations
of torture of suspected terrorists.

His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.

HIS STATEMENT:

“If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner’s testicles to a car battery to get the truth
out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Canadian life,
then I have only three things to say:

‘Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet.”

[Gary BloxsomeMember]

Sargeant Major,

In bullet point,

* I have read your last post and I am not sure who you refer to as “we”.
* When you say we are planning to camp every night, once we leave Cameron’s, it would be nice to know if this is all nights. In the past I do believe that this was also planned however, didn’t happen
* Lunch locations can’t be guaranteed (happy with that) however, I had planned on taking 7 meals (dinner every day) how the hell am I supposed to carry enough grub to last me until it suits (we) that we stop and waste some time in a town as you put it.
* This ride is meant to be suitable for amatures like me and maybe 1 or 2 others.

In summation,

This is not Boot camp. If I wanted that, I would have joined the Army

I’m going on an adventure ride, not some Military, hard nosed, crazy race over 8 days. Maybe this ride ain’t for me.

If the obove is correct, don’t bother fitting all the new bits to my bike as I won’t be going.

Upset anybody here, don’t care. This is Bull SH&T

Grumpy Now

[Gary BloxsomeMember]

Bender, Go the mighty DR. I’ve never had over heating problems with mine, shit I’ve never seen coolant in the over flow bottle. Easy to maintain, just ask TB. Never blown a hose either. All I do is change the oil and filter every 500 k’s and all is good. If you’re worried about the radiator, just put guards on it.

Come on Boonsta, what do you reckon

Gaz

[Gary BloxsomeMember]

Thanks Mick,

Will get 1 happening

We used Lotsa’s bag as an esky on the Nabiac Museum ride – a carton of bear and a bag of ice (now your talking)

Gaz

[Gary BloxsomeMember]

Hi Mick,

Can you tell me how long these bags are. Need to know if my tent etc will fit.

Gaz

[Gary BloxsomeMember]

Hi Krusty, My weekends are all over the place at the moment as Leanne will be away with work. I can’t do this coming weekend as I am on Rug rat Duty again. I can do the 17th and 18th. The 24th and 25th I’m in Mexico and the long weekend will be at the OWLS NEST. Then we leave for Camerons.

So much on and so little time I suppose.

Gaz

[Gary BloxsomeMember]

I know I wasn’t dreaming or pissed for that matter as it was 9.30 in the morning when I dropped it off. Well at least not dreaming anyway.

Ha Ha

[Gary BloxsomeMember]

Doh, Doh, Doh,

Had the bridge set up for 8am to 5pm. Hmmm, will change from 8am to 11:59pm on all Sundays and PM the details to you when done.

TB, you’ve had my bike for 22 hours now, is it ready ?

Your reply in lower case please, no CAPITOLS now

Gaz

[Gary BloxsomeMember]

Hey Bol, can you get such things as dehydrated beer sachels. You’re a life saver mate.

Any way, the Conference Bridge has been set up ready to go on the following dates. 11,18, 25 September and 2 October. All of which are Sundays. We don’t have to use the Bridge at any set time as I have made them all day events.

Bloody Clever aren’t I

Gaz

[Gary BloxsomeMember]

Hmmmm,

Rodger Doger copy all of that. As for the mechanical list, I have all the bits you speak of brand new, still in there respective packets waiting to be fitted to the DRZ (Bundy Guzzling Mechanics with spare time on there hands are hard to find) so if my bike doesn’t meet the required standards, it’s your fault but I’m still going.

The shirt bit : Shit Cn’oath I want one. I must have missed that bit. Medium please as I’m only widdle.

I’m a fully paid up member of a Health fund with Meat truck cover included.

The GPS bit : Don’t have one, don’t need one as I’m just gunna be a good little sheep and follow the herd.

Last of all, Bollocks who the hell am I gunna scoff scooners with now ? Bloody pity you can’t go mate, it’s gunna be a HOOT

Gazwell

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