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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.
He orders a drink, and while he’s drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place.
The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them.
Then grabs some sliced limes and eats them.
Then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth,
and to everyone’s amazement, somehow swallows it whole.The bartender screams at the guy, “Did you see what your monkey just did?”
The guy says, “No, what?”“He just ate the cue ball off my pool table!
He swallowed it whole!”
“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replied the guy.
“He eats everything in sight, the little bastard
Sorry. I’ll pay for the cue ball and stuff.”
He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate then leaves.
Two weeks later he’s in the bar again, and has his monkey with him.He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar.
He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out, and eats it.
Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his ass, pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted.
“Did you see what your monkey did now?” he asks.
“No, what?” replies the guy.
“Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his ass, pulled them out, and ate em!” said the bartender.
“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replied the guy.
“He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to shit out that cue ball, he measures everything first.” !!!
That’s my input to the bandwith issue. So There
Looks like the lads slept in this morning. Must of been a big night. Where’s the pictures and report thus far ?
I’ve been a Honda man since I started riding bikes 40 + years ago. Wouldn’t entertain anything else until recently. I got rid of my 2001 trusty and bullet proof XR400 and purchased a brand new DRZ 400. I didn’t buy it because it was a Suzuki, I did however buy it for the following reasons.
1. Easy to maintain
2. Lengthy service intervals (a part from oils and filters etc)
3. The power comparison
4. The bikes weight
5. It has an electric leg
6. Easy to ride
6. MOST IMPORTANT TO ME The advice I received on this site.Take it all in then go ride them all.
My 2 Bobs worth
Gaz
Two Women were playing golf.
One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a
foursome of men playing the next hole.The ball hit one of the men.
He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground
and proceeded to roll around in agony.The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately went to apologize..
‘Please allow me to help. I’m a Physical Therapist and I know I could
relieve your pain if you’d allow me, she told him..‘Oh, no, I’ll be all right. I’ll be fine in a few minutes,’ the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his
hands there at his groin.At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently
took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put
her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several
long moments and asked, ‘How does that feel’?He replied: It feels great, but I still think my thumb’s broken.
Agreed, PM sent
Hey Scotty, looks the goods. Even better when you get the mags on it. You’re not far from me so maybe I can bring the Hog out 1 day and we can do a ride.
Gaz
The Government has just sent my Census form back!!
In answer to the question…’Do you have any dependants?
I PUT….
‘Asylum seekers, illegal immigrants, smack heads, unemployable drongos, 80,000 people in our 103 penal establishments, the occupants of Blaxland, Wauhope, Coffs Harbour,Tamworth to name a few and half of bloody AsiaThe Australian Bureau of Statistics said this wasn’t an acceptable answer !!!
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I was at the auction and he out bid me
Krustofferson
Well today I received the last bit for the DRZ. A new Air Hawk for my delicate ,sensitive,virgin bottom. All that’s left now is to fit all the bits, load the beast and YEE Harrrrrrrrrr off we go. Roll on October.
Cheers Nick with you help with the Air Hawk.
Gaz
5 year old’s first job
Here’s a truly heart warming story about the bond formed between a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that will make you believe that we all can make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time.A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot.
One day, a Construction crew turned up to start building a house on the
empty lot.
The young family’s 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the
workers.Eventually the construction crew, all of them “gems-in-the-rough,” more or less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot.
They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch
breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel
important.At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope
containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who
suggested that she take her ten dollars “pay” she’d received to the bank
the next day to start a savings account.When the girl and her mum got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed
and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay envelope at
such a young age.The little girl proudly replied, “I worked last week with a real
construction crew building the new house next door to us.”“Oh my goodness gracious,” said the teller, “and will you be working on the
house again this week, too?”The little girl replied, “I will, if those pricks at Bunnings ever deliver
the fuckin’ gyprock…”Kind of brings a tear to the eye – doesn’t it?
Right, that’s it.
Krusty, This is a sign of agression. You MUST take what ever steps that you deem nessesary to protect the great one.
Gaz
TB, Shame on you. How could even suggest lifting Molech’s tail feathers and inserting something into his bottom ? That’s just wrong.
Gaz
August 3, 2011 at 3:38 pm in reply to: aldi bike specials next week starting Thursday August 11th #206077Mr Blue,
My logic, The heavier it is, the bigger it is, the bigger it is, the more pleasure it gives. Ask any women
Gaz
August 3, 2011 at 1:49 pm in reply to: aldi bike specials next week starting Thursday August 11th #206075You know what Mick you are right I hadnt read the whole thing and now you mentioned it I have. The ramp our sponsors sell would be far better quailty then the Aldi one of course I have a whipps one and it is so strong.
Talking about Ramps, I need one for my 330 odd KG Hog. The whips ramps are good for approx 225kg I think. Any suggestions ?
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