[Gary BloxsomeMember]

Hi Tony,

Welcome to the Crazy House. Plenty of Old Bulls in the west me included. I’m 51 as well however, still feel like 30. After all, it’s only a number these days. Catch up soon on the trails.

Gaz

[Gary BloxsomeMember]

Rosie had been on the “game” for years.
On her wedding night, she was worried about the size of her fanny, and decided to tell her husband she caught it climbing over a fence.

After an hour in bed with her,
he asked “How far across the f******g field were you before you realised it was caught”

[Gary BloxsomeMember]

FLAWLESSLY LOGICAL
The older you are and the longer you have been married, the funnier this is…

The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.
I said to her, “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.”
“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked.
“I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don’t want some other wanker using my stuff.”

She looked at me and said: “What makes you think I’d marry another wanker?”

[Gary BloxsomeMember]

That’s more like it. At least your man enough to admit it.

2 major purchases eh, Yes, I believe Hogs are cheaper in the States. Mine’s ready to go when ever you are.

Cheers

[Gary BloxsomeMember]

Bud lite is lite, it’s like riding a DR and saying you have a dirt bike. Hmmm, there you go again TB, bagging the all mighty DR yet again.

At least I own a Harley as well and don’t have to RENT one

Enjoy.

Gaz

[Gary BloxsomeMember]

DITTO

[Gary BloxsomeMember]

Ok, not into Ebay. How much do you want for it.

Gaz

[Gary BloxsomeMember]

Hi Eags,

I have purchased a set of E09D’s (not fitted yet) for my trip to the Corner in October. I have heard good reports on the rear however, not heard much regarding the front. If anyone out there has any feed back on the front, it would be appreciated.

Gaz

[Gary BloxsomeMember]

Boy and girl just had sex. Girl: Ever met someone as hot as me in bed ? Boy: Uhmm…Yeah just the one. Girl: Ohh… Boy: Yeah she’s got the same hair colour as you also. Girl: Hmmm Boy: Same surname. Lives at this address as well and Looks a lot like you! Girl: Is that so Boy: Yeah your mum’s awesome.

[Gary BloxsomeMember]

I ride a DRZ 400 E and needed a heap of bits for it in readiness for the corner ride later this year. I didn’t bother dicking around on the web to find all the required bits at the best prices. I simply rang Scotty at Suttos with the parts list and he sourced it all for me. Total of $795.00 all up then the old bull discount bought it down to $695.

Thanks Scotty and Suttos’ I will be back

Gaz

[Gary BloxsomeMember]

Dean,

As discussed earlier, I can pick up the tyre and get it to the Gosford turn off North bound on the F3. Let me know if this helps.

Maybe there is someone else out there that can pick up the batton and get it further north for you.

Cheers Gaz

[Gary BloxsomeMember]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm03Dgu_yXA&feature=player_embedded

Check this out

[Gary BloxsomeMember]

Hi Wayne,

Happy Birthday and have a great day mate. Find some time to hit the trails.

Cheers Gaz

[Gary BloxsomeMember]

OWL 03 went into Surgery last night at 5pm and got out at 10.40pm. His wife tells me this morning that he will be a metal detectors night mare with his new mechanical wrists.

More later

Gaz

[Gary BloxsomeMember]

Hey there TB, Good to catch up for lunch at Hill End on Saturday. Your afternoon of riding turned out a lot better than ours. Warren (OWL03) riding the X Krusty xr400 build lost it on a tight left hander and straight into a ditch. Smashed BOTH of his wrists poor bugger. Anyway, ambulance ride to Mudgee Hospital then another ride to Dubbo then the air ambulance back to Sydney. Went into a 4 hour surgery last night in an attempt to repair the damage. Will keep you all posted.

Gaz

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