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Ha Ha Mick, I see 2 x peckers and 2 sets of cods. How am I doing ?
In South Sydney, a fire destroyed a multi story block of flats.
A Polynesian family of six con artists lived on the first floor, and all six died in the fire.An Islamic group of seven Pakistani welfare cheats, all illegally in the country, lived on the second floor, and they, too, all perished in the fire.
Six Maori ex-cons lived on the 3rd floor and they too, died.
Four Aboriginal families in the 2 flats on the 4th floor also perished.
One white couple lived on the top floor. They survived.
Relatives of the deceased and local do-gooders were furious. They flew into Sydney and quickly demanded a meeting with the fire chief.
On camera, they loudly demanded to know why the Islanders, Muslims, Maoris and Aboriginals all died in the fire and only the white couple survived.
The fire chief quietly replied, “They were both at work.”
For all of you who are married, were married, wish you were married or wish you were not married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine.
Sally was driving home from one of her business trips, in Northern Arizona , when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.
As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.
With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.
Resuming the journey, Sally tried – in vain – to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.
“What in bag?” asked the old woman.
Sally looked down at the brown bag and said: “It’s a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.”
The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then, speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said: “Good trade . . .”Happy Birthday King of all Crashes. 45 you say, Hmmmm are you sure about that. Have a great day mate and I will have a couple of scooies for ya.
Cheers Gaz
Hey Mick,
You a Harley mechanic now. Great news as I may need one some day. Just bought me a 2009 Dyna Super Glide 1584cc. Should have done it years ago. Bloody love it.
Cheers Gaz
Well, yesterday this champion little bloke was layed to rest. The service was very moving indeed. It would probably be one of the biggest funerals that I have ever attended. I reckon 300+ at least. The tributes (many of them) where truley amazing. Though I only new about 6 people there, this Guy had so many many friends that loved hime dearly and will miss him as much. Even though I had only known him for a short time, the help that he gave me with advice and bits for my bike was fantastic. Getting GOOD advice from some one selling spares is hard to get and that’s probably why he worked at Sutto’s. The quality of the staff there is number 1.
R.I.P Mal.
Gaz
Hi TB,
Just caught up with this one. Very sad indeed. He was such a nice bloke.
Keep me posted, I’m going as well
Gaz
Hi Mick,
I’m up for the challenge.
Gaz
God visited a man and told him he must give up smoking, drinking and sex
if he wants to get into heaven…..
The man said he would try his best.
God visited the man a week later to see how he was getting on.
“Not bad” said the man, “I’ve given up smoking and drinking but when the
wife bent over the lounge suite
and I caught sight of her long slender legs, I pull her skirt up, pulled
her knickers to one side and gave her one right there “.
“They don’t like that in heaven”, said God…
The man replied “They’re not too happy about it in Harvey Norman either!”Hi Snowy,
Welcome to the old farts club. Have a good one and get on it.
Cheers Gaz
It is well known that humour is regional. Truly a Queenslander:
At a national conference of the Australian Hotels Association, the general managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys (New South Wales), XXXX (Queensland), CUB (Victoria) and Coopers (South Australia) found themselves sitting at the same table for lunch.
When the waitress asked what they wanted to drink, the GM of Tooheys said without hesitation, “I’ll have a Tooheys New.”
The head of Carlton & United smiled and said, “Make mine a VB.”To which the boss of Coopers rejoined, “I’ll have a Coopers, the King of Beers.”
And the bloke from Cascade asked for “a Cascade, the cleanest draught on the planet.”
The General Manager of XXXX paused a moment and then placed his order: “I’ll have a Diet Coke.”
The others looked at him as if he had sprouted a new head.“Well,” he said with a shrug, “if you poofters aren’t drinking beer, then neither will I.”
My kids are Ryan 4 and Rachel 5 and a half when I introduced them to a 4t Quad. I bought them both new PW50’s 1 year later with out training wheels and off they both went. Ryan is now 8 and on a TTR90 and Rachel is on a PW80. Rachel isn’t into it as much as Ryan these days but still enjoys a ride. Around November, I will be looking for something with a clutch for Ryan as he is not happy unless the back wheel is spinning or he has both wheels off the ground. He has come along way in such a short time.
Maybe we can organise a kids weekend up at the OWLS Nest. Got everything there. Can even teach them to drive a car.
Gaz
All,
As this trip gets closer, I will be setting up a Conference Bridge(s) on a required basis. To enable more channels, it will always be after business hours. I have no doubt that we will need to discuss lots of things outside the public arena.
Gaz
PS. Who do I PM my details to.
Hi Dave, welcome to the Nut Farm. Catch up with the Mayor and do some shed time with him. Gold Gold Gold.
Gaz
TB,
If it makes you feel any better, my week finished yesterday and my next week starts on the 27th. Enjoy the Dunes mate.
Gaz
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