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We must all remember, Being a weather forcaster is the only job you can have, stuff it up every day and still keep your job.
How good is that ?
Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven, Sir.
Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many
will you have?Johnny: Seven
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and
another 2, how many will you have?Johnny: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will
you have?Johnny: Seven!!!
A very angry Teacher: Where the f*ck do you get seven from?!?!?
Very angry Johnny: Because I’ve already got a f*ckin’ cat at home!!!
Thanks Mick,
Send them down on the truck with Moose. Good excuse to catch up with him. I’m flexible, can meet him anywhere.
Gaz.
PM on its way
Hi Mick,
Guilty as charged, the Blunnies are mine. I will work out a way of getting them back.
Cheers 02
Looks good Corey,
Excellent choice
Gaz
Further to my last post on this subject, I have a spot tracker if any of you Guy’s going want to take it with you.
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TB, it is bad luck that Krustofferson can’t make it however, it is not the end of the world for me. I’m happy for you to revise the cap down to 6 on this trip as I have no doubt there will be other adventures that I can go on with you Guys.
Having said that, I will coming down to Gunning on the Thursday night to get on the Ha Ha sauce with you all and see you off on the Friday morning.
When talking to Fish on Mick’s birthday weekend, he mentioned that both him and Boulder were undecided if they were riding or trailering down to Gunning so I would be more than happy to drag there bikes down there for them if that suits.
The above is based on short notice and possible pressure put on the 8th rider that at this point is not known.
Anyway, as I’ve been in Melbourne for the past 4 + months, I could spend some extra kiddy time with my kids.
Cheers Gaz
Hi Mick,
Thanks for putting on a great ride on Friday. Though I struggled quite a bit in the single section (not planned), I did enjoy myself until the last off that I had. But in Old Bull Spirit, nobody seemed to mind waiting about 45 minutes for me to get it together again. I must admit, I was totally toasted and was even wondering if I was going to be able to ride out of there. A special thanks to Moose who looked after me all day and nothing was a problem for him. The Farm Stay was sensational, slept well and good food. Taking in the scenery during the ride even though in some parts you couldn’t see 2 foot in front of you was also a highlght.
I met a lot of Bulls that previously were only names on a site to me and all great blokes.Once again, thanks for the opertunity and hope to catch you all again some day.
PS. I hope Allan got his tyres.
Gaz
Piss Wreck, what a charming choice of words however, I have been called worse. Last day in Mexico today and talking about the PISS, yep you guessed it, I’m gunna be on it.
Bike looks the goods Bol well done and looking forward to trashing a carton with you Friday night.
Gaz
Hi Kat, Enjoy your day and don’t go to work. I spent my birthday in the pub.
Be careful, it hurts the next day.
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Chris, Face Book ? new heard of it. Twitter ? Isn’t that the site for people with little Tits or Dick syndrome?
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February 20, 2011 at 5:21 pm in reply to: Safari Tanks breath NEW LIFE into the DR650 project bike #197086Phil, Had a look at the Screens for bikes and checked out the screens for my DRZ 400. As I know nothing about them, any body get a better suggestion than SFB’s as I need to get one for the 3 States ride.
Cheers Gary
A little boy who’s 12 years old is walking down the street dragging a flattened dead frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of “a house of ill repute” and knocked on the door.
When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, “I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I’m not leaving until I get it.”
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, “Do any of the girls have any diseases?”
Of course the Madam said “No”.He said, “I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT’S the girl I want.”
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the
Squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.
The Madam stopped him and asked, “Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?”
He said, “Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter.After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught.
When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he’ll give her one in the car and he’ll catch it.Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter’s, he and Mum will go to bed and have sex, and Mum will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, ! The Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the disease.
And he’s the bastard who ran over my frog!
A boy turns up at school with his cat peeping out of his bag. His teacher is very puzzled & asks Tommy what is your cat doing at school today. Tommy says “I heard the postman telling mum when your kids go to school I’m going to eat your pussy! So I wasn’t taking any fucking chances..”
Jeffro, that’s a FN cracker
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