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Axel,
Bought my DRZ new in May last year. The Yuasa in it lasted about 3 months. Went down to Suto’s and bought the Motorbatt for around $89 have not had a problem since. I also bought one of those sexy little charger / conditioner things for about the same cost of the battery.
Money well spent
TB,
As I’m in Melbourne, you may be able to assist Axel with the charger type that I bought.Cheers Gaz
The teacher, Miss Figpot, asks the class to name things that end with ‘tor’ that eats things.
First little Mary says,
“Alligator.”
“Very good says Miss Figpot, that’s a big word.”Then little Susie says,
“Predator.”
“Yes, that’s another big word. Well done.”Then little Johnny says,
“Vibrator” Miss Figpot.After nearly falling off her chair, she says,
“That is a big word, but it doesn’t eat anything.”
“Well my sister has one and she says it eats f– king batteries like there’s no tomorrow!”
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they know there is not enough?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Whose idea was it to put an ‘S’ in the word ‘lisp’?
What is the speed of darkness?
Why is it that people say they ‘slept like a baby’ when babies wake up every two hours?
Are there specially reserved parking spaces for ‘normal’ people at the Special Olympics?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Did you ever stop and wonder……
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, ‘I think I’ll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?’Who was the first person to say, ‘See that chicken there… I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it’s bum.’
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on…….
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Shucks Bol, I’m getting all teary eyed now.
Had a heap of liquid cakes just like the one in your picture.
Thanks All Gaz
A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony.
On his first day he took off his clothes and started to
wander around the area.A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man
immediately got an erection.The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and
asked, ‘did you call for me?’The man replied, ‘No, what do you mean?’
She said, ‘You must be new here. Let me explain.
It’s a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies
you called for me.’Smiling, she led him to the side of the swimming pool,
laid down on a towel eagerly pulled him to her and happily
let him have his way with her.Later, the man continued to explore the colony’s facilities.
He entered the sauna and as he sat down, he farted.
Within seconds a huge, hairy man lumbered out of the
steam room toward him.‘Did you call for me?’ asked the hairy man.
‘No, what do you mean?’ replied the newcomer.
‘You must be new.’ answered the hairy man, ‘It’s a rule
that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.’The huge man easily spun him around, put him over a
bench and had his way with the newcomer.The newcomer staggered back to the colony office where
he was greeted by a smiling, naked receptionist, ‘May I
help you?’ she asked.‘Here’s my membership card. You can have the key back
and you can keep the $500 membership fee.’‘But, Sir,’ she replied, ‘you’ve only been here a few hours.
You haven’t had a chance to see all our facilities.’‘Listen lady, I’m 68 years old. I only get an erection once
a month, but I fart 15 times a day. I’m outta here.’Ha Ha TB,
No that’s all over now. It was a hard decision for her, dirt bikes for me and the kids or Sunday Mass with the hippercrits. She chose the hippercrits. Me and the kids still have our bikes and have no issue starting them at 10 am on a Sunday morning and hitting the dirt.
Most women are sensible when it comes to these sorts of things. I was just unlucky back then. But hey, look at me know. Kicking back in single life paradise living the dream and me and the kids still have our bikes.
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STM,
There is truth in what you say here. Back in 2005 when I was looking for a XR400 (now owned by OWL 01) I got so pissed off trying to find the right machine and was ready to give up. Any way,I had to go to Canberra on business for a couple of days and while away my wife found the ideal bike. The fact that it was located in Melbourne didn’t bother her either. She called me and said you’re in Canberra, just keep going to Melbourne and get. This totally blew me away however, I did take her advice.
So in summation, they do care when something as important to us Guy’s is bugging us and in your case Teza, maybe a round table is in order.
My 2 Bobs worth
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Little Johnny was walking home from school with his mum, telling her about his day…”Mummy, at playtime, I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods Aunty Jane was with him”..”Oh “,said Mum,” carry on”..”Then, me and Jack sneaked out and followed them and saw them kissing and..”..”Stop!” Said Mum,”Why don’t you save your story and tell us all tonight, so Daddy can hear too”. So at the table , little Johnny, told them..”I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods near school and me and Jack went into the woods. We saw daddy kissing Aunty Jane then they took their clothes off and did that thing what Mummy and Uncle Bob do when Daddy’s at work”.. Mum fainted..
The moral of this story is;
Women should always shut up,listen and let people finish before interrupting.February 10, 2011 at 10:56 am in reply to: Mick’s Annual Birthday Ride 4th & 5th of March 2011 #196086I reckon it’s between Nowra and Sussex Inlet. 2 far out of the way
Hey There Boonad,
I’m more than happy to load my DR up with 28 litres of go go juice and then you can take it for a squirt on Friday and see how it handles with the extra weight, fork and spring set up. Don’t get it dirty though, that’s my job.I’m staying at the farm stay Thursday night so the bike will be ready to go when you arrive Friday.
What do you reckon ?
Gaz
Being in the Comms industry, my idea of dial up is, 2 pieces for fencing wire (barbed or otherwise) running from a little brick or timber shed all the way to your lounge room. It makes makes a Burrrrrrrrrrrr sound when you listern to it or gives you a little buzz if you stick your tongue on it.
This method of telephony / dial up delivery was I believe done away with shortly after Noah built his 1st Ark.Having said that, I will stand corrected.
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February 7, 2011 at 2:42 pm in reply to: Mick’s Annual Birthday Ride 4th & 5th of March 2011 #196063Count me in for the Friday ride only. Will go up Thursday afternoon and return to Sydney Saturday morning. I gunna book my bed at the farm stay.
I must be in the same time warp in Melbourne then.
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This story is very topical at the moment.
A chap walks into the Labour Party office, says to the receptionist, “I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be a Labour politician.”
The receptionist replied “certainly sir Please fill in this form.”
So he was filling in the form OK until he came to the question “Are you circumcised?”
So he asked the receptionist “Is that question necessary?”
She replied “If you are circumcised you are not eligible.” He asked “what difference it would make if he was circumcised?”
She replied “To become a member of the Labour Party you have to be a complete prick.”Hi Steve, ordered the spot tracker with janice yesterday and it was delivered to my temporary Melbourne address today. Fantastic service mate.
Look forward to shopping with you again.
Cheers Gary
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