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I hope this is not my fault. All i did was complained to Mick. BTW, my spot tracker turned up today. How good is that ?
Your’re my new best friend. I am so coming down to check it out.
Bollocks, Hush
Ok, The latest Goss,
The lads are in the Kitchener Pub and getting well lubricated. Chris T turned up late causing a delay this morning. It wasn’t long before his 690 KATO lost a gear lever. Krusty soon found it and it was returned to the bike. Shortly after, it appeared that Chris wasn’t getting enough attension from the group and to get more, decided to crash.
It is also reported that Eagle and I quote, is being a DIRTY BIRD.
Cheers 02
Kram,
If your’re gunna be on the bike, at least add a pair of thongs to that check list.Cheers
Carlingford Eh, I use to live there but moved 18 months ago. My kids are still there so I get over there often. Next time I’m over that way, will PM you.
Cheers Gary
Welcome to the Mad House Bender,
You say you ride through Sydney. Where you located ?
That’s it, I will never complain about a broken web page link again. Look at the carnage i’ve caused.
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Looking at where they are now, I see a large river coming up and no bridge in sight. Oh well, Im sure they have a plan
Hi Boulder, looks great. You would have to be happy with the way the racks and bags fit up. Leaves plenty of room behind you without all those bags pushing up against you.
Look forward to catching up soon.
Gary
WOMAN’S DIARY
Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely.
I’d been shopping in the afternoon with the girls
and was a bit late meeting him, thought it might be that.The bar was really crowded and loud,
so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk.He was still very subdued and distracted
so I suggested we went somewhere nice to eat.All through dinner he just didn’t seem himself
– he hardly laughed and didn’t seem to be
paying any attention to me or to what I was saying,
I just knew that something was wrong.He dropped me back home and I wondered
if he was going to come in,
He hesitated but followed.I asked him what was wrong,
but he just half shook his head and turned the television on.After about ten minutes of silence I said that I was going upstairs to bed,
I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply,
He just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile.He didn’t follow me up immediately but came up later and,
to my surprise, we made love
– but he still seemed distant and a bit cold.I cried myself to sleep –
I think he’s planning to leave me –
maybe he’s found someone else.– – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
MAN’S DIARY:
Australia lost the cricket.
Gutted.
Got a root though.
TB, is this same as the spot tracker unit that you have? I hope so cause I just ordered one.
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A Hooker in Las Vegas
A guy is walking the strip in Las Vegas and a fantastic-looking
Vegas hooker catches his eye.He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker,
“How much do you charge?”The Hooker replies, “It starts at $500 for a hand-job.”
The Aussie says, “$500 dollars! For a hand-job! Holy crap!
No hand-job is worth that kind of money!”The hooker says, “Do you see that Denny’s on the corner?”
“Yes.”
“Do you see the Denny’s about a block further down?”
“Yes.”
“And beyond that, do you see that third Denny’s?”
“Yes.”
“Well,” says the hooker, smiling invitingly, “I own those.
And I own them because I give a hand-job that’s worth $500.”So the Aussie says, “What the hell? You only live once. I’ll give it a try.”
They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he has just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500.
He is so amazed, he says, “I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?”
The hooker replies, “$1,500.”
“I wouldn’t pay that for a blow-job!”
The hooker replies, “Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that’s worth every cent of $1,500.”
The Aussie, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides t o put off the new car for another year or so and says, “Sign me up.”
Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before.
He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money’s worth.
He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience.
He asks the hooker, “How much for some pussy?”
The hooker says, “Come over here to the window, I want to show you something.
Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us: All those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and shows?
“Damn!” the guy says, in awe, “You own the whole city?”
No,” the hooker replies, “but I would… if I had a pussy
Hi There Boonsta,
Gearing is still something I need to address. I’m currently running 14 / 44 however, will probably go 15 / 44 for the 3 states ride. What have you done to yours ?
Cheers Gary
Many Thanks to TB for getting the bike to where it is now. Only thing left to do now is have the steering dampner fitted and she’s good to go. 3 States, here I come.
Bol,
The stubby holder is a work in progress and the result will not disapoint you.
Cheers Gary
Hey Bollocks, you recken I’m a piss pot. Just reading though all the replies on this topic and EVERY single one of them talks about the bottle. Booney should get the title, he had 3 beers before I even got outa bed.
Anyway, to satisfy you all, yes I did get totally hammered and followed Sams advice and did some lamb on the BBQCheers Gary
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