Gary Bloxsome

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  • in reply to: Jokes #106663

    A rare occurrence

    There was a knock on the door this morning,
    I opened it and there was a young bloke standing there who said:
    “I’m a Jehovah’s Witness”.
    I said “Come in and sit down.”
    “Now what do you want to talk about”?
    He said, ” Fucked if I know I’ve never got this far before”

    in reply to: trail maintainence #194917

    Boonsta, I hope you washed your bike

    in reply to: Sydney to Phillip Island WSBK #194589

    Sorry Mate,

    The week under the stars gazing into the moon lit nights

    in reply to: Sydney to Phillip Island WSBK #194587

    Hey Bol,

    I’m from Sydney and ride a Bannana. After that week we spent together, did you find that I crapped on or simply drank to much

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    in reply to: Jokes #106660

    A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian,

    ‘Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?’

    To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says,

    ‘Fook off, ye’ll no bring it back!’

    in reply to: OWL 02 (Gaz’s) Banana #194495

    Thanks Bol, I’m on leave this week and been on the sauce all day. Bugger, I wasn’t gunna have another one but you just talked me into it.

    What a good mate you are.

    in reply to: OWL 02 (Gaz’s) Banana #194493

    Greg, I will get them on Monday when I get back to Mexico.

    Cheers Gary

    in reply to: OWL 02 (Gaz’s) Banana #194487

    Hi Scotty, thanks for the info. Looks like I will have to keep looking then.

    Cheers Gary

    in reply to: OWL 02 (Gaz’s) Banana #194017

    Good one Jeffro Thanks

    in reply to: OWL 02 (Gaz’s) Banana #194016

    Ok,
    TB is putting the DRZ back together with the Tekniks forks. He has also done the rear spring and greased the steering bearings. We may even get time to fit the new safari tank in the morning. Greg has come across a set of panniers and bags at a good price. The seller says they will suit a DRZ400S or SM. The question I need answered is, will they go on my DRZ400E ?

    Can anybody help me here.

    Cheers Gary

    in reply to: OWL 02 (Gaz’s) Banana #194014

    Hey Boonsta, Doesn’t look to bad does it. Happy to let you ride it through the bog hole on the next Poker run. It won’t matter how dirty you get it, as it will always come up a treat.

    TB did say that it needs to be thrown down the road though.

    Cheers Gary

    in reply to: For Sale PW 80 2008 unmarked near new #192508

    SOLD, SOLD, SOLD

    in reply to: Nabiac Museum ADV Ride Weekend 5th/6th Feb 2011 #191624

    TB, Put me down for this one.

    02

    in reply to: I am confused, what is a single trail?? #190759

    Hi TB, After reading all of that,can I suggest 1 x Bex, 2 x Serapax,2 x valium. Put them in a schooner, add the required amount of Bundy and Coke, skull the lot,then take a lie down.

    You will be right as rain in no time.

    Cheers 02

    in reply to: Jokes #106643

    Boony, is that the same as the the husband that comes home to find his wife sliding up and down the banister, and he says, what are you doing dear, It’s ok I’m just warming up your dinner.

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