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A rare occurrence
There was a knock on the door this morning,
I opened it and there was a young bloke standing there who said:
“I’m a Jehovah’s Witness”.
I said “Come in and sit down.”
“Now what do you want to talk about”?
He said, ” Fucked if I know I’ve never got this far before”Boonsta, I hope you washed your bike
Sorry Mate,
The week under the stars gazing into the moon lit nights
Hey Bol,
I’m from Sydney and ride a Bannana. After that week we spent together, did you find that I crapped on or simply drank to much
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A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian,
‘Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?’
To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says,
‘Fook off, ye’ll no bring it back!’
Thanks Bol, I’m on leave this week and been on the sauce all day. Bugger, I wasn’t gunna have another one but you just talked me into it.
What a good mate you are.
Greg, I will get them on Monday when I get back to Mexico.
Cheers Gary
Hi Scotty, thanks for the info. Looks like I will have to keep looking then.
Cheers Gary
Good one Jeffro Thanks
Ok,
TB is putting the DRZ back together with the Tekniks forks. He has also done the rear spring and greased the steering bearings. We may even get time to fit the new safari tank in the morning. Greg has come across a set of panniers and bags at a good price. The seller says they will suit a DRZ400S or SM. The question I need answered is, will they go on my DRZ400E ?Can anybody help me here.
Cheers Gary
Hey Boonsta, Doesn’t look to bad does it. Happy to let you ride it through the bog hole on the next Poker run. It won’t matter how dirty you get it, as it will always come up a treat.
TB did say that it needs to be thrown down the road though.
Cheers Gary
SOLD, SOLD, SOLD
TB, Put me down for this one.
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Hi TB, After reading all of that,can I suggest 1 x Bex, 2 x Serapax,2 x valium. Put them in a schooner, add the required amount of Bundy and Coke, skull the lot,then take a lie down.
You will be right as rain in no time.
Cheers 02
Boony, is that the same as the the husband that comes home to find his wife sliding up and down the banister, and he says, what are you doing dear, It’s ok I’m just warming up your dinner.
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