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It’s less than that now
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The Maori and the faggot
At the end of a tiny, deserted bar is a huge Maori 2 metres tall and 150 kilos.
He’s having a few beers when a short, well-dressed and obvious faggot walks in and sits beside him.
After three or four beers the pillow-biter finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Maori.
Leaning over towards the Maori he whispers, ‘Do you want a blow-job?’
At this the massive Maori leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the sword-swallower in the face, knocking him swiftly off the stool..
He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving the little dung puncher bruised and battered in the car park, and returned to his seat at the bar.
Amazed, the barman quickly brings over another beer.
‘I’ve never seen you react like that’, he says,’ Just what did he say to you?’
‘I’m not sure’, the Maori replies,
” but it was something about a job……”Gent’s,
I can arrange a bridge at any time it’s easy. The hard part is getting the guest connected. Some just struggle with technology I guess.
Anyway, I can’t remember exactly how many people I’m transporting gear to Condo for so here is my plan.I’m picking up Krustofersons bike with him late Saturday afternoon. We are then heading up to TB’s to load everybody’s gear and pack around his bike. Then it’s back to Krusty’s and trailer into his garage for the night. I’m doing this to save myself time on Sunday as I can’t get away until 8.00am. I’m on ruggie duty saturday night.
I hope this suits all concerned.
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Yes, fantastic day was had today. Rob should have a little more respect for his BRP after today’s ride. I also learnt a bit about Kato’s today.The one in particular attempted to launch into a tree with his front wheel pointing to the stars.How good is that, attacking a tree with both wheels at the same time. But it got better, this bloody bike could do kart wheels with it’s rider on and continue to do them when he’d had enough.
Thanks to the host Rob, TB and The King for leading and special thanks to Chad for cleaning up all day.It was great to see 5 new OBT members on the ride today and I’m sure they enjoyed the day as much as I did.
Look forward to catching up with all you Guy’s again soon
OWL 02
OK Girls, I’ve brecky for King Crash,GJ400,Yours Truely,1 x Unknown and shit, nearly forgot,the STAR of the show, none other than the LARGER than life, yes you guest it, TBBBBBBB.
See Ya all at 6.30 at Maccas
Ha Ha, I am the boss, GJ400 only owns the place.
Welcome Gav, see you in the morning.
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Paddy the Irish Firefighter was walking along the street during his
once-in-a-lifetime visit to New York when he rounds a corner and
there’s a high rise building on fire.Paddy, ever the kind-hearted and resourceful Irishman, runs up
to the building to see if he can help–and notices people trapped 5
stories up.Paddy yells to the people: ‘I’m Patrick Sean Michael Fitzpatrick, an
Irish Fire Fighter on holiday, I’m also a Rugby Union
fullback! If you jump, I’ll catch you!”One lady, in desperation, jumps and sure enough Paddy catches her.
Then a man sees that Paddy catches the woman and jumps. Sure enough,
Paddy catches him as well.Then a black man jumps out and crashes to the sidewalk. Paddy didn’t
even attempt to catch him.Paddy looks up and yells, “Don’t be throwin’ the fookin’ burnt ones!”
Hi Rob, me and my mate will be going home after a couple of beers at the end of Saturday’s ride. Not sure what everybody is doing.
Come on Guy’s, let Rob know what your plans are.Cheers Gary
Hey Rob,Have that BBQ plate nice and hot on Saturday morning. I’m bringing Viddles to cook.
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Hands Free phone tick, Bridge set up tick.
Nick, see you at TB’s,a scooie will do. Will pick up all your crap at TB’s on the Sunday morning when I pick up the Boss’s crap and take it out to Condo for you.You Guy’s are insane however, your balls are bigger than mine.(call me a sissy) but just not up to a ride like this.
TB, be silent.
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OK,bridge will set up in the morning ready for Sunday’s meeting. I will PM the Boss with the details and he can distribute.
Remember, DON’T attempt login prior to Bridge start time.TB, what time do you want the bridge opened? we will activate the bridge fronm Boulders
Jeffo, might be handy for you as well. Save ya the trip.
Nick, You owe me 50 ltrs of go go juice.
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TB,Let me know how many people required at Sunday’s meeting that can’t actually attend.I should be able to set up a bridge for them to dial into. All we need at Boulders is a hands free telephone. Hopefully Bouder has a land line we can use. The bridge will be Sydney based, so it’s a local call from his place. I have a H/Free phone if required.
I’m attending on behalf of Krusty with instructions to say either SURE or I SUPPOSECheers 02
Hi Rob, Thanks for the offer of the Geni however I’ve just serviced my silent Honda and it needs a run so will bring it with me.
Cheers Gary
One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring.
“Where did you get that ring?” her husband asks.
“Well, she replies, “My boss and I played the lotto and we won, so I
bought it with my share of the winnings.”A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat.
Where did you get that coat?” her husband asks.
She replies “My boss and I played the lotto and we won again, so I bought
it with my share of the winnings.”Another week later, his wife comes home, driving a flaming red Ferrari,
You guessed it:
Her share of the lotto winnings…
That night, the wife asks her husband to run her a nice warm bath while
she gets undressed. When she enters the bathroom, she finds that there is
barely enough water in the bath to cover the bath plug.“What’s this?” she asks her husband.
“Well,” he replies, “We don’t want to get your lotto ticket wet, do we??”
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