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A guy walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says, “Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.”
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, “If you weren’t such an idiot, you’d know that’s a sheep, not a cow.”
The guy replies, “If you weren’t such a presumptuous bitch, you’d realize I was talking to the sheep.”
Rob,relax this is not a race. 1st thing I learnt is to ride to suit your ability.I’m no better than you. I’m coming for a good time not to break bones or my bike.
Do you have power available, I want to bring my Waeco fridge.
let me know. Gary
Brecky, Yee Haar I’m up for that cheers Rob.
TB, you say we will be there before 8. What time and where are we hooking up.
Bastards, I don’t live far from you so I will be keeping an eye out for you.
Let’s hope you get them back02
Why I’m divorced . . .
Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning..
I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
‘Happy Birthday!’,
and possibly have a small present for me.As it turned out,
she barely said good morning,
let alone
‘ Happy Birthday.’I thought….
Well, that’s marriage for you,
but the kids….
They will remember.My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
and didn’t say a word..
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.As I walked into my office,
my secretary Jane said,
‘Good Morning Boss, and by the way
Happy Birthday ! ‘It felt a little better
that at least someone had remembered.I worked until one o’clock ,
when Jane knocked on my door
and said, ‘You know,
It’s such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me..’
I said, ‘Thanks, Jane, that’s the greatest thing
I’ve heard all day. Let’s go !’We went to lunch.
But we didn’t go where we normally would go.
She chose instead at a quiet bistro
with a private table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.On the way back to the office,
Jane said, ‘You know,
It’s such a beautiful day…
We don’t need to go straight back to the office,
Do We ?’I responded, ‘I guess not.
What do you have in mind ?’
She said,
‘Let’s drop by my apartment,
it’s just around the corner..’After arriving at her apartment,
Jane turned to me and said,
‘ Boss, if you don’t mind,
I’m going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I’ll be right back.’
‘Ok.’ I nervously replied.She went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake …
Followed
by my wife, my kids,
and dozens of my friends
and co-workers,
all singing ‘Happy Birthday’.And I just sat there….
On the couch….
Naked.
September 13, 2010 at 10:02 pm in reply to: A days adventure riding in the Central West 11/09 #187307TB, looks like you had a great day after you left us at the Pub. Great feed though, you should have stayed and joined us. It would seem that you were quite impressed with the home of Molech. It’s taken 10 years to get it to the stage it’s at now and as you said, it’s got the lot.Fantastic play ground for the kids as well. I have spoken with 01 and he agrees that we should have a OBT weekend up there some day. Will have to keep the numbers down so not sure how we’d manage that.
01,Krusty, I guess you both know that the secret location of the OWL’s nest has now been compromised. The secret should be safe with TB I think.
Cheers 02
A granddad was reminiscing about the good old days
“When I were a boy, Momma would sent me down to da corner store with a dollar, and I’d come back with five pounds of potatoes,
two loaves of bread, three pints of milk, a pound of cheese, a packet of tea, and half a dozen eggs.Ya’ can’t do that now. Too many fuckin’ security cameras.”
This is getting rather deep now. Hmmmmmmmm
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying
to teach good manners,
asked her students the following question:
‘Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom ?’
Michael said: ‘Just a minute I have to go pee.’
The teacher responded by saying: ‘That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Sherman, how would you say it ?’
Sherman said: ‘I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back.’
‘That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners ?’
Johnny said . . .‘I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.’
Guy’s, i have a Honda silent 650 genny that also has a 12 volt 8amp out put.It can also handle 500 watts of lighting. As I’m going out to Condo to wave good by,happy to bring it out.It has done F%$k all work and will be serviced ready to go.
let me know if you want it.
Cheers 02I’m up for this ride. Will see if 01 wants to join in as well.You mention a 9am start. What are we doing for lunch ? TB, can you pop us out some where close to a fizzy shop ?
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Boony,Assumming you mean the rubber tube on the tank cap. I just twisted mine and it came off easily. Bought a little black pecker, probably about 2inches long with a black metal knob on it and reversed the procedure.
Quite simple really.
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A man applying for a job at a Mildura lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job.
The foreman frowned and said, “I have to ask you this: have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?”
He replied: “I’ve been divorced three times, bought a Leyland P76, a Beta video player, and took up all the Telstra floats.
Then I voted for Kevin Rudd…How am I going so far?”
Thanks Capt, Thursday is good.Right O TB, what ya reckon? Can pick you up on the way through. We can have our chat on the way there. Let me know if your’re coming.
Capt, will confirm tomorrow.Cheers Gary
Captain, Sounds interesting. Thursday Hmmmm, were you located ?
Owl 02
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