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Thanks Lotsa for a great day. Really enjoyed the day and the new tyres had me picking up the pace compared with previous outings on the stock DRZ tyres (Thanks again Sutto’s)Even though 01 and me only did 200 odd K’s,compared to the 400 odd that you all did,I found that enough.The $10 lunch at the pub followed by a couple of scooners was a real treat.After leaving you all at the Putty Rd, we were home and unloaded at 7.30.I hope to get out with you all again soon.
Thanks Again 02
Welcome Dirty 1. Come join us Saturday on the ride.
OWL02
Hi Rob, Welcome to the OBT’s. I see you ride a BRP. That is sure to exite the Boss and others. We have a easy ride coming up this Saturday starting at Putty if interested. Will leave it to Lotsa & Krusty to fill you in.
Cheers OWL 02
Shit Hot,just what I need. I’ve ordered mine as well.
Cheers
Cheers Mick, yes I did see that this morning. I have also sent him a message re the LR tank he has.
Gary
I’m looking for a 2nd hand seat for a DRZ400. Don’t matter what the condition is as I intend to have it modified and recovered.
OWL 02
Sutto’s or as Krusty calls them Sooooto’s, fantastic for tyres. Went over there on Saturday and had a set of Pirelli Scorpians fitted. How much did I pay? Contact Mal and find out. I couldn’t buy the tyres and fit them myself for what I paid. Next time time I need rubber well I know where I will be going.
Thanks Sutto’s
OWL02
Hi Jim and Welcome to the Zoo,I’m 50 and slowing down however,you couldn’t meet a better bunch of Guy’s and Gal’s on this site. Everything you need to know or don’t know can be found right here. I ride a banana also.
Cheers OWL02Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, “So y’all want to be cops, huh?
The blondes all nodded
The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder.
Sitting back down, he opened it, pulled out a picture, and said, “To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities like scars and so forth.
So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds. “Now,” he said, “did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?”
The blonde immediately said, “Yes, I did. He has only one eye!”
The detective shook his head and said, “Of course he has only
one eye in this picture! It’s a profile of his face! You’re
dismissed!”
The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.
The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back, and said,”What about you?
Notice anything unusual or Outstanding about this man?”
“Yes! He only has one ear!”
The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, “Didn’t you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the
man’s face! Of course you can only see one ear! You’re excused too!”
The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.
The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, “This is probably a waste of time, but….” He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, “All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?”
The blonde said, “I sure did. This man wears contact lenses.”
The detective frowned, took another look at the picture, and began looking at some of the papers in the
folder. He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, “You’re absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?”The blonde rolled her eyes and said, “Well, Hellooooooooooooo!
With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can’t wear glasses.”Wiremu, had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.
It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been
able to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On that special day, they’d
each walked across the lake to the tavern on the far side for their first legal
drink.So when Wiremu’s, 18th birthday came ’round, he and his pal Rangi, took a
boat out to the middle of the lake, Wiremu, stepped out of the boat …and
nearly drowned! Rangi, just barely managed to pull him to safety.Furious and confused, Wiremu, went to see his grandmother.
‘Grandma,’ he asked, “It’s my 18th birthday, so why can’t I walk ‘cross
the lake like my father, his father, and his father before him?”Granny looked deeply into Wiremu’s, troubled brown eyes and said,
“Because your father, your grandfather and your great grandfather were all born in July when the lake is frozen, you fuck-wit ….and you were born in December,…………..”Sorry no picture, Krusty will post for me
The ‘Erectus Trouserius’ or the trouser snake is the world’s most dangerous snake. Colour varies from pink to black. It’s fangless, average length 5 – 6 inches (although some are said to reach 8 inches depending on honesty of it’s owner) it appears usualy in bedrooms attacking women in the mouth or lower abdominal area, its highly venomous spit can cause swelling lasting 9 months! Some mutant species like yours are also known to attack men from behind..
It’s a Booooooooony. Got it now ?
Hey there Trev, welcome to the clan.I ride a Banana and both my kids are on the dark side riding blue bikes. can’t really hold that against them considering I’m there bank. Be very very carefull going out riding with a beer swirling kangaroo on a Banana.
OWL 02
Hi Rob, Krusty has said it all. Gotta love a bannana. I’d eat mine if I could. Welcome to OBT
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