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I thought they would can it. we had a fair bit of rain here overnight, also when I was out there walking around the top section cutting trees of the track yesterday there was alot of water & alot of slippery & very boggy sections

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He picked it up for $6500, lucky bugger.

Gotowo

Bargain some times you can be in the right place at the right time

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Puddles has just got himself an 06 WR,Knowing him it would be pristine, how much did you hand over puddles?

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Just for you Ollie $7200 with 3000 k’s on it came with fmf pipe gytr bash plate,gytr triple clamps & fat bars easy pull clutch & clutch perch, suspension done & a box full of spares

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Happy birthday Moto it just starts going down hill now:)

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twobanger wrote:

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Puddles,
Ive slammed into a dog off a lead and had stuff replaced by the owners i reckon they owe you some barkbusters, and your mate a carton.

If your mate gets a carton for hitting a dog ,I`m going for a ride to find someone walking a dog???

have a look in the mirror:P

dont own one:blink: :woohoo:

Thanks twobanger I was already aware of this as my missus hit a dog in her car & we made the owners pay for the damage
The only problem here is Bigfella has not got his licence

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Dementia Quiz

Below are four (4) questions and a Bonus question to test your perception, reasoning and the quickness of your logical processing.
They are stated simply so you should try to answer them instantly.
To assure the accuracy of the results, you should not take your time , but instead, answer each of them immediately.

OK?

Let’s find out just how clever you really are…..

Ready? GO!!! (scroll down slowly to uncover Q’s and A’s )

First Question :

You are a participant in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

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Answer : If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely WRONG! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, YOU are in second place!

Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don’t take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?

Second Question :
I f you overtake the last person, then you are…?
(scroll down)

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Answer : If you answered that you are second to last, then you are ; ; ; ;WRONG again. Tell me Sunshine, how can you overtake the LAST person??

You’re not very good at this, are you?

Third Question

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Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator.

Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 Now add 30 . Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 . Now add 10 . What is the total?

Scroll down for the correct answer…..

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Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100 ..

If you don’t believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it ?

Maybe you’ll get the last question right… Maybe…

Fourth Question:

Mary’s father has fi ve daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono, and ??? What is the name of the fifth daughter?

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Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn’t.
Her name is Mary you retard! Read the question again!

Okay, now the Bonus round,
i.e., a final chance to
redeem yourself:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done..
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

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It’s really very simple
He opens his mouth and ask for it…
Does your employer actually pay you to think??
If so Do NOT let them see your answers for this test!

PASS TH IS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
Have a nice day, one and all.

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Good to see we have got some reply’s

We have roughly worked out that it should work out at $25 a head for the weekend

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Hey I was not poking fun :whistle: I was just offering some shade for you guy’s to sit under.

And yes Mick I will prove you wrong one day:)

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Due to the proximity of KTM bulls place to the nearest shop/pub. This weekend will be catered for (breakfast,lunch & diner). This will make it easier for all who are coming the only thing you will need to bring is your own refreshments.
Bill will also need to know exact numbers & what days/nights you are staying so the catering can be worked out.
There will be a cost per head for this but will only be minimal compared to driving to the nearest shop.
This is why we need exact numbers so costs can be worked out & kept to a minimum & if any money is left over it will be donated to OBT

Thanks
Puddles

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Welcome Julian we won’t hold it against for being a ktm rider or for moving to newcastle :laugh::laugh:

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I have 2 quick shades I can supply for all you old blokes to die under after you have finished trying to revisit your childhood :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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KTM Bull wrote:

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getting quite a few starters for the long weekend Bull. Little kids & big kids should have ball

Bon fire neary finished
new trails and hills found:)
just need to make sure the trails are clear after week of rain and wind :angry:

Do we want 1/2 a cow

have you got that organised or to you need me to do that?

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I’ll up my offer to $1.75

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getting quite a few starters for the long weekend Bull. Little kids & big kids should have ball

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Hey Ollie you can buy them on Ebay for $199 including postage I put one on my 400

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