New Golf Terms
A ‘Rock Hudson’ – a putt that looked straight but wasn’t.
A ‘Saddam Hussein’ – from one bunker into another.
A ‘Yasser Arafat’ – ugly and in the sand.
A ‘Rodney King’ – you over-clubbed.
An ‘O.J.’- you got away with one.
A ‘Princess Grace’ – you should have used a driver.
A ‘Princess Di’ – you should not have used your driver.
A ‘Rush Limbaugh’ – a little bit to the right.
A ‘Nancy Pelosi’ – way left and out-of-bounds.
A ‘Ted Kennedy’ – your ball goes into the water and then jumps out.
A `Tiger Woods’ – you played the wrong hole!