I have been thing about it for a while, now I see some cars have stickers on the rear window that says magic happens, now we know they is no magic, its just tricks so thats for that is for people that cant understand that there is no magic, or they dont like to swear because its really s*#t happens. After I thought about it Mick and went through all the facts I have come to the conclusion that S*#t has happened it your shed!
So in this case you should get a bumper sticker that says S*#t Happens!
S#*t happens
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Look up shit happens in Wiktionary, the free dictionary.”S#*t happens” is a common slang phrase, used as a simple existential observation that life is full of imperfections, or “C’est la vie”. The phrase is an acknowledgment that bad things happen to people for no particular reason.[1]One minced oath form is “stuff happens”. Another minced oath form is “It happens”.
The origin or earliest use of the phrase is uncertain. In a review of a book of quotations, The New Yorker critic Louis Menand observed that it was “extremely interesting to know, for instance, that the phrase ‘S#*t happens’ was introduced to print by one Connie Eble, in a publication identified as UNC–CH Slang (presumably the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill), in 1983.”[2]In 1988, a man was charged with obscenity for displaying a bumper sticker with the phrase.[3] A fictitious explanation of the origin of this phrase occurs in the movie Forrest Gump. During his capricious run, Forrest unwittingly inspires two separate entrepreneurs to create Smiley Face/”Have a Nice Day” T-shirts and “S#*t Happens” bumper stickers.
The phrase has inspired a list of jokes on religious and philosophical views, disseminated widely on the Internet and sometimes known as the “S#*t List”. Various views (e.g., of Catholicism, Buddhism, existentialism, Communism, etc.) are summed up into variations on the phrase, for instance: “Judaism: Why does this s#*t always happen to us?”[4]
There ya go
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