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We need photos!

STM

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It is pissing down!

STM

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That looks like some serious damage mate :ohmy:

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snowy09 wrote:

Mr evil can you explain the
clitoris? I’m told it’s some mythical piece of female equipment. now I have always thought of my drz as female bit there is nothing in the workshop manual to identify a clitoris ,’does this mean my drz actually a male?

It can’t be a male Snowy as everyone knows DRZ’s have no balls. :laugh:

STM

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The SixSixOne pressure suit is well priced and well made. It should definitely be on your short list.

STM

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Welcome to the site mate.
I am sure the QLD crew will chime in soon and show you around.

STM

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Evil Rudy wrote:

O.K. from the top;

TB, if you were marooned with two hot chicks, a married couple, a fat guy and a retard, would you really want to leave considering you are the only logical choice for the two birds? Not a thinking man are you?

PTW, common nomenclature has eroded most sensible and correct use of the English language. It is indeed a handle bar (singular), but through common mores and miss use, it has:lol: become acceptable to use it incorrectly. As for the forks, even my 8 year old understand plurality. You have two “forks” in your triple clamps, hence the use of the plural version of the root word. Also, for future reference, its a swinging arm, not a swing-arm. Another bastardized word in the Queens English.

kram, if you really want to know why I was banned, we will have to actually look at the whole geo-political state of the the country and the state of NSW for a true explanation. In simple terms, I don’t suffer fools, idiots, left wing pinko commie fagots, ex union lawyers with no chin, Greens or people who know a little bit about a lot and pretend they have PhD in the subject. Plus I told the owner of the forum to suck my dusters and that I was going to corn hole him prison style at the next VMX race. I dunno, do you think I went too far? Some people are so sensitive.

02, if they made a washing machine that performed perfect oral copulation, the human species would go extinct, as we would no longer need women, not to mention we’d also ALWAYS have clean clothes.

Corey 8, the balance of true value in any currency vs. its circulation is always in question. It forms one of the basis for the trade in foreign monies. Currently people believe that the Aussie dollar has more true assets behind it than the US dollar contributing to cheap stuff on e-bay. However, the simple answer as to how currency goes back into circulation is that they use trucks to drive it to banks.

Love and cuddle,
ER

Nice one ER
With such worthy contributions you will not get banned around here, even if you are into corn holes.

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Don’t feel too dirty Shell :laugh:
I wasn’t riding too long without going through the system.
I rode as a kid on 50’s and 80’s and after high school I went overseas and spent the next decade in the ski industry chasing back to back winters. I settled back in Sydney after that and worked the next decade in the bicycle industry and rode a lot of MTB. Three years ago I moved to the Coffs Coast and just over two years ago I bought my Yammie.
Funny how you never forget and all DH mountain bike riding certainly helped. I got my L’s in April 2010 four months after I got the bike.
Sorry if the history lesson is boring but I know a few people were a bit shocked and others thought that I had probably been riding illegally for years.

Cheers

STM

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Unbelievable !!!
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That would be the busiest thread on here Mick :laugh:

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Trailboss wrote:

kram140 wrote:

Trailboss wrote:

kram140 wrote:

It all becomes so clear now:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Kram

Hows that Kram, I think the guy on his L’s rode down the rutted hill with his wrists in tack :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: although he looked ill in the pictures looking as said wrist :unsure:

:whistle:

Correct TB.

I was following him. I thought he knew what he was doing. 😆 :blush:

Kram

:ohmy: oh now I understand, well there is a lesson for us all :wohistle:

You must be suffering long term memory loss from the crash mate. You were leading me until your bike cartwhelled across the front of me. :pinch:

STM

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Bundyroy wrote:

I do not want to destroy the jovialty of this thread but when I went for my bike licence (5 years ago) I went straight from my L’s to my opens because I was over 30. Obviously I don’t know STM but I would have guessed he was over 30. Maybe the rules have changed. Maybe they think that STM is not a responsible adult. Maybe I have missed the point of the whole thread. Just putting it out there.

They changed the rules mate.

STM

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Hi Jimbo
You certainly qualify as an Old Bull!
We have a good crew down in Victoria so keep your eyes out for upcoming rides. By the sounds if it you have a wealth of experience so don’t be shy to throw your hat in the ring.

Enjoy the site.

STM

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I guess the moral of this story is don’t confide in Nickj :laugh:

Yes its true. I got my L’s before the OBT birthday ride last year and realised the year was nearly up so I did the test on Sunday. We had six in our group and they were all dirt bikers over 35 who had made the decision to play it by the rules.

STM

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Trailboss wrote:

singletrackmind wrote:

Seems rude not to!
Count me in :woohoo:

STM

Pack a little heavier this time Scotty :laugh:

TB

I hear ya TB
This year I’m bringing a pillow :laugh:

STM

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