[Adrian SnowdenMember]

Morning Gay one! Cant wait to see what you do this year after you spent this year with rags in the air box, wearing lingeire on a ride, seizing motors, blowing up your mates cabin and tongue kissing a posum……………… that will be a hard year to beat. Enjoy trying to soar to new levels of crazy.

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EAGLE`02 wrote:

Just swing it round to the front Rob and it becomes surprisingly light when on the bike :whistle:
Mine does anyway

I tend to carry too much, but better to have it than go without :pinch: I also ride a bit alone or in small groups , so need to carry the gear anyway !!!

Cheers

Too much risk of damaging your own toolkit if you wear it around the front eags!

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King, you missed my post page four – Polly and I are in for the three days thanks mate.

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BOLLOCKS wrote:

Now this bloke should be an Old Bull :cheer:

Typical BMW ADV rider really :cheer:

http://youtu.be/9DItbharEN8

Bol :woohoo:

Boll I have seen you do that with a sheep but you rode with it in a different position on the bike and called it girly names and …….

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Friday saw a group of about 10 riders come for a blat around the forest while Boony and I checked some trails which were mercifully clear of obstacles due to diligent work by an unknown man with a chainsaw and a penchant for smiley faces. The first side track saw carnage and I had Mr Gumby ride with me for the next few km and stacks until he mercifully got on someone elses bike and left me alone. Boony was being an a—-hole and riding all around the edge of the pine singles without going into them- bastard. We finally ran a few of them before heading back to Nundle to meet up with the rest of the Friday arrivals and have a top feed at the Nundle pub. unfortunatley Bollocks turned up and bitched all night about the lattes being too strong and the cavier tasting too fishy but he finally left him to drive his gopher home and the night got much better.
Saturday saw Bollocks and both his friends ride off to the hairdressers (nice of Jethro to go along and act as their body guard in case the shampoo was the wrong one). Meanwhile 24 trail riders went up into the hills, unfortunatley the first run up the steps saw some carnage and between some freshly downed trees, bike breakdowns and hold ups the ride slipped well behind schedule and Boony did the right thing and had to detour the ride via the main drag to ensure we kept our booking for lunch at the Berry patch in order without upsetting the cooks.
Highlights of the morning were:
1] the slagging at Boony for leading an adventure ride,
2] the sight from the sweep position of all thebikes in various spots all over the rutted decent down sweet mother of jesus hill. Literally you have never seen so many bumholes puckering as everyone tried to keep their bikes upright and out of the deep ruts.
3] Damus doubling the despondent owner of a dead gas gas 80km to the berry patch for lunch then back to Nundle to get a recovery ute. Kudos to Damus for the effort and the man on the pillion pegs, dont know how you did it.

After an incredible lunch including berry icecreams we got in a good arvo of Nundles best trails. I didnt see much of the action from the front but the stories of races and crap going on back in the back sounded like everyone was having a good time. With the arvo getting on we all started to hear the call of a beer getting stonger and we cut the final part of the trail and headed back to Nundle for the nights activities. Great night of socialising and an incredible $700 raised by old bulls for the local Bush fire brigade. top marks to the boys who donated the raffle prizes back in time and time again until Bollocks ran an auction and sold the helmet to Aaron for $250. Came as a shock to Aaron as he thought he was bidding on some red lingerie.

Sunday saw some very doughy riders head out for the hills including the King who had done the big trip down from Coffs for the Saturday night social and the short Sunday session – outstanding devotion to his subjects. A quick heart starter half way up the Nundle mountain saw the hangeovers excised or worsened depending on the body involved. We ran quickly through the forrest for a dash through all the pine singles before finally making it to Parachute hill where a few bikes were seen to finish the decent with smoking / boiling breaks proving a testement to the decent. The heat was being felt by some riders and a few felt the need to dip their bikes in one of the many creek crossings. Nothing like Murph though who thinking a rapid was actually a nice left hand break dived in without his bike and tried to surf the Dungowan Creek. A run up through the never ending speed humps on the weirs hill and along the boundary singles saw us out of time and we hightaile it backto Nundle as the previously mentioned storms moved in on the mountains.

Thanks to all the Old Bulls who came up to share our playground with us and to Boony, Polly and all our abnormal local blokes who make riding so much fun. Good to see the ADV boys had a good time as well despite Bollocks best efforts.

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Friday ride done 65 km Nundle is at it’s best trails tacky but not boggy weather brilliant Boony sucks. If your not here your missing out

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BOLLOCKS wrote:

Boony wrote:

Ok here we go.

Trail riders
Friday
Theres gunna be a few of us leave Tamvegas at about 10,30 in the morning, That gets us there at about 11.20 depending on the pub stops. We will be hopefully putting up some shade for the troops and then at about 1.30 we will head for them there hills and just generally have a play, if the group wants hard , so be it , if the group want sight seeing so be it.this ride will only be a few hours long then back to the van park for beer oclock then the pub for some grub.

Saturday.
The trail riders (AKA the cool group) will be leaving on their ride at 08.30am and heading to the Berry patch for lunch, $20.00 and a quick refuel, $2.00 a litre. I will lead to the Berry patch and part of the way back. Snow and Buzz may lead a few Ks on the way home. Back to the van park then its x-mas party central. We will be going to the pub for tea,and then the die hards will be watching Aaron light fires in the fire pit til the weeee hours,
Sunday
Snowy will be leading a ride very simular to the friday ride and we will be back in time for fairwells and to let the travellers load up their trail bikes and head home to get you home at a decent time.

the ADV riders..
well I have no bloody idea what you lot are doing coz its all over the place like a curry in a indian dunny.Thats Bolls department.
I know he has go a sweeet saturday ride organized for those that will be here for it……

Boony

ADV riders…we are gunna just chill, and go where the moment takes us,become one with nature and overdose on coffee and donuts

Boll you just need a joint and youll be the easy rider! Actually I heard it hadnt been hard in years!

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Friday morning in gods own country Tamvegas. Sun is out no clouds its 22 deg and the songs of the birds has just been rent asunder by the sound of a motor bike having a warm up run around the block… FUCK the neighbours its time to go play:woohoo:

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We dont need to worry about the river crossings, we can just send Aaron in first then ride over him when he starts swimming!

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Boony wrote:

EAGLE`02 wrote:

:laugh: You Think ???? :whistle:

We will be there Boonster, no matter what :whistle:

I`ll just wait for the rain gauge to stop overflowing so I can see how much rain we had in an hour???????

Could be anything Boony we have had only 15mm and a few lost koalas blown in from Gunnedah and we are only 15km from your place which from here looked like it was getting the shit hammered out of it. lost sight of Nundle about an hour befor you got it.

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Trailboss wrote:

Moose wrote:

Crikey, I’m confused. Sheep, goats, wheelies through the carry park to get bacon and eggs in lingerie. Bloody interweb thingy is doing my head in. Sounds like fun though!

From what I can gather and going by pictures etc it sounds like a normal weekend for Boony and Snow except neither them or their shitbox farm implements can chuck a decent wheelie :blink: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Well done Moose

TB

HEY I resemble that accusation!

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Aaron wrote:

Boony wrote:

Just remember Aaron, stay real close to me expect the unexpected :whistle:

Oh and I forgot to tell you all that Ken will be checking for contraband in peoples back packs and ass cracks while he is checking regoes.

Aaron Sounds to me like your making up excuses for your behaviour in advance, you planning on getting your crack checked again?

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micknmeld wrote:

BOLLOCKS wrote:

Due to the fact that TB and Micknmeld are behaving like kindergarten kids at a special school…you will both have to wear something “special” on Saturday night…..you asked for it 👿 :laugh:
You will both have to wear it….or pay a rather large fine.

This has been made law by the Nundle sherifs and will be enforced

Bol :woohoo:

Snowy’s Goat suit wouldn’t fit me.

Bloody coasties it’s a sheep! You’d know that if yo ever tried to get a goat to wear lingere

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None currently but a swarm of blowies is expected to arrive on Saturday riding adv bikes

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