[Adrian SnowdenMember]

THIS RIDE IS STILL ON THIS WEEKEND DESPITE BOONY HIJACKING IT AND GOING LAST WEEKEND. WHO’S IN?

7AM Nemingah school

[Adrian SnowdenMember]

twitter? Is that that female thingy sheilas have that none of us blokes can be bothered finding?

[Adrian SnowdenMember]

My ride report for you menace. Spent weekend in Sydney showing my twin daughters the big smoke for their eighteenth birthday. Ate ridiculous amounts of unreal food (the lobster at the south steyne is to die for) drank ridiculous amounts of grog including learning how good Guiness is, also learnt that I cant play laser tag for shit and that the Sydney folk at Doyles Watsons bay dont think its funny for you to catch the pigeons that fly into the restaraunt. (must of had too many beers) Also learnt that I must have got old when I watched my four (yes four) daughters look like godessess wander off to a night club and not need dad to protect them. Although the fact that their brother and half his rugby team was their escort both eased my mind and made me simultaneously nervous. Another reason to get back on the bike and squirt dirt — I only have to worry about finding the next mudhole to load shit on boony or bollocks!

[Adrian SnowdenMember]

no point going earlier by the time you get yours going it will be lunch again

[Adrian SnowdenMember]

What do you mean get past the uglyness of the pipe protector. your that fn ugly the pipe looks like a super model in comparison!

[Adrian SnowdenMember]

your frilly underwear has been ordered and a splint for. your soft cock can be picked up from your gay bar …….:. you used to be such a good bloke!

[Adrian SnowdenMember]

Ill try it TB I just look at the $ involved and quiver in fright at the $ and how I justify it to the minister for finance when im cuting back on the quality of sewing machine thread to fund my bike fetish

[Adrian SnowdenMember]

You and your farmyard fetish need help TB

[Adrian SnowdenMember]

A BMW f@#k bolls are you on fresh grass this morning? thought you were a real bike rider not a mincing adventure rider (oh no theres a run in my bike socks). Get some testosterone viagra and vaso and go and rub that stupid idea out of your body!

[Adrian SnowdenMember]

2 grades above your ability bolls !

[Adrian SnowdenMember]

We notice a mis spelling on the plaque. Should it actually read Perpetual Cock?

[Adrian SnowdenMember]

OK. Ill admit it, I have no fn idea if I need suspension work on the mighty drz. Its front end has not been touched the rear has but it may just be the paint on the spring, but I asume that any weird feelings in cornering or lack of turning ability are related to my lack of skill. I will admit that my body is a bit bigger than average at 190cm and 105kg and yes the front tyre has met the mudguard on some steep high speed ruts. But how do I know the suspension will benefit from spending the equivilent of 25 cartons of beer or 60 good porno flicks on it when it may just be that I suck not the suspension?

[Adrian SnowdenMember]

since when did you have a heart?

[Adrian SnowdenMember]

How come you dont get that excited when we throw shit at you?

[Adrian SnowdenMember]

Chris one significant problem I have found is I cant seem to find the porn links, there are some that link to stuff about goats, but nothing else. Have you made an error?

[Author]

Posts