Murph this could be a subject for a PHD. Imagine the next OBT ride we divide up the group into those with small amounts of vasso on their arse, those with half a bucket applied, another group in pushbike pants and another who have had back sack and crack waxes done and then there could be the group who have to rub one out before they ride. Just cant wait to see the rush for the porno mags with that lot!
To be independent in judging the results we would have to appoint an arsehole inspector and given bollocks’s experience in beef butts he could be the man!Then again there is an arsehole from victoria I met on the nundle ride who would be over qualified.
