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If we go to Mexico
1]do they have any one that can ride cause that MENACE bloke was always behind me all day
2] Do we hve to listen to him crap on about their football game that rewards you with one point when you miss?
3] How many cans does it take to get to Victoria?I had to go out to a work christmas party, any way we all know who sneaks off to bed early to play with his furry possum!
SNOW ? Where you calling me then Menace?
If we cant bring country music can we bring our sisters for company?
Boony couldnt do them justice so Ill take the pretty one! If we go down to Victoria for the ride think of the benefit — two of us alone could double that states IQ
Ill still be away on hols so Im out. Enjoy he day and roost bollocks for me!
Aaron how has that cake lasted so long, with your age taken into consideration you could now ride that bike in a vintage class! Also it must have been done before you met PEP cause theres no mud and puddle wash all over it!!
One point we seem to be missing , Ill bet most currently unregistered bike riders will remain that no matter what recreational rego scheme is developed. So many just dont give a shit and are prepared to ride un regod and often unlicenced when and wherever they want. The blokes on this web site with unrego’d bikes are the ones who will wherever possible do the right thing, unlike the idiots out there that cause all the problems and give bikes a bad name.
The real ride report unlike bollocks’s
House decides the only way to find a way through the Tuglow forest so that we can put our Nundle to the coast ride together is for just a couple of blokes to go out and find a famous mythical track through the wilderness. So typically a last minute decsion is to go on Sunday but to make sure we have enough time the big fella decised to start at 5am. Boony convinces him that thats too early so we meet at 0540, (Boony and I are there at 0530 like House demanded, but Bollocks and House were waiting for Maccas to open). We unload and are nearly dressed when bollocks sneaks up and throws buckets of mud and slush all over me !! Dog
Off into the forest we go and house hits the first locked gate 3 minutes into the ride, Boony lead us through a bottomless pit of red shit mud and flukes his way onto the main forest road. Following House’s 16 different GPS’s and the map Boony forgot to bring we launch off onto a side track until turning onto the nine km track. 30 km later we get to the end of it after more deviations than a labour policy think tank. At the end of the track is a normally tiny creek, but thanks to it having been pissing down we had to wait for the Queen mary to dock,then house plunges in to the crossing only to spear sideways in a deep hole and be thrown onto dry land the lucky bastard. Boony got almost across and stalled and my DRZ got nearly as far before a trout got stuck in the airbox bringing it to a halt. The new boy Simon then enters and cruises through as if there was no water ( we found out later he forgot to bring his glasses and didnt realise he had gotten of the trailer). Then bastard bollocks tried to shove me off a ledge downstream while I was trying to help him, thankfully I was able to lean on the anchor chain from the Queen mary and avoided a swim.
We carried on another 30km to fuel up at Houses secret fuel dump which he organised with a local mate of his who obviously has a helicopter to get to where it was dumped. Fuelled we headed of down the mythical trail which turned out to be real except covered in trees lying across it.These enabled House to show his skills by leaping them all in a single bound, boony and me to wish we knew how to pop monos and bollocks to try an avoid everyone by chasing koalas while alegedly loooking for a way around. Eventually we get to a down hill section and can see the pacific ocean flowing in between the hills right where a creek we were to cross was supposed to be. Thankfully someone had placed eight locks on a gate on the track and erected an eight foot fence anywhere you thought you could get around it. So as the thumbprints started to glow on my fellow riders foreheads (not mine though) we turned around and headed back to the start line. On the way back Boony and house managed to get totally lost and I had to save them all by finding my way back to the main forest road and then lead them home (shit Im good). On the way boony finally did something about his looks by having a mud bath and facial while we all tried to fill bollocks in with as much shit as possible.
After a sumptuous feast at the Berry patch, we headed home, as bollocks the old woman was driving they were 3 schooners behind Boony and I when they finally went past the Dungowan Pub. They failed to stop, obviously due to the thumbprints on their forheads now glowing brightly which is sad because it meant Boony and I had to drink their beers we had ready for them.Today after all day and 150 k on the bike I now understand both what is meant by monkey butt and what a sneaky bastard bollocks is !!
This is what all bulls is about , I go out to guide
bollocks past the rock ledge that caught me and in
return he slowly edges further and further over in
an attempt to push me of the ledge and into a big hole.
Thats one of the reasons I roosted him while he was lying under his bike.
Nothing like riding with your mates!!Boony isnt that the one you reckon was a better ride coming from the back way?
Tamworths average IQ has gone up 1000% with boony away.
TB
If you still have them Ill send the Bundy with Boony to Coffs. Snowy7/8ths of f all chance of rain. 25-27 deg. Enjoy it boys
Jeffro If Im not mistaken I recognise your deep breathing in this video as being the same we heard in one of Boonys special tapes he hides from the missus. Also I realise its not me that causes DRZ’s to flip it must be the bike not us!
Dont replace them when a rock goes through them just use a shit load of duct tape. @00km this weekend and the lights still on.
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