DAMM WIKAPEDIA AND THEIR CENSORSHIP ! That took me hours to log in and create then they go and remove it.
BOONSTRATE: (verb), def: To think about not going riding with your mates. Often characterised by a bright red thumbprint on the forehead, loss of the testis (normally found in wifes handbag)and mumbling about family duties.
Can be used as a noun: Boonstral, the process of doubting who owns your testes. As a past patriciple, Glen Boonstrated and did not go riding. As an adverb: He was Boonstrating and did not go riding.
Often seen in a milder form in weeks before a ride when the significant other is being difficult about you going away and the rider can be described as pre-Boonstral.
Boonstrate may also be a contagious disease as evidenced by a recent breakout of its milder form Aaronism, in this case the rider stays home but tries to avoid telling everyone he is Boonstrating. These riders are often identified by their wearing lingerie when they do go riding.
Boonstrate can be avoided by vaccination as iss seen in riders whith Pepperellitis, the only outward sign of being safe against Boonstrate.
As for Coffs Harbour I am not suffering Boonstrate, I simply had a choice of Coffs Harbour or the Cook Islands. Sorry no contest.
