Sorry bollocks I didn’t realise a gear malfunction stopped it being a fall. In my defense then I never fell of at all because:
Non fall #1 The back mudgard bent itself towards the sky making the bike launch into the air on the hard hill.
Non fall #2 The bark buster just snapped off by itself causing the bike to become unballanced and lie down to regain its composure.
Non fall #3 and #4 there was a raptor in the Jurasic park section that bit my front tyre, causing a lack of control (obviously not my fault) and this has to be true cause it happened in the same spot twice and Boony saw both times the tell tale signs of a nasty raptor.
Non falls #5 to #312 my body was out of energy cusing the gyroscope on the drz to turn 90 derees so they were not falss but rather lateral movement along the ground at an unusual angle to the norm. (remeber I have a masters in physics so I can prove this.
As such If you can accept this I can accept you never fell down either.
