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“Gees TB, I know I talk about my guns all the time, but those are guns”, bored looking TB says “Are you still talking Moto, stop whinging!”
We have a tie, we couldn’t separate two of the entries so we will give away two 6 month subscriptions to Trailbike Adventure Magazine.
And the winners are Dan D with
In your best David Attonbourgh (If that’s how you spell it) voice
“Here you have the very rare and endangered green Watagans bush pig, found wallowing in its natural environment. The green Watagans pig when cornered prefers to lay down in the mud rather than fight. Its movements and pace are similar to the three toed sloth of the Amazon. It mainly feeds on poor grade unleaded and probably could adapt to drinking diesel, but prefers to eat an orange coloured slug known as a KTM slug. When in then company of other’s you will find it at the back of the pack preferring not to draw undue attention to itself in fear of being run down and attacked by the superior blue stallions that are seen running free in the Watagans”
And Champo’s major effort with
FARK THIS FARK’N FARK. I’M FARK’N FARKED NOW. FARK. I FARK’N HATE THIS FARK’N FARKED UP FARK’N SPORT. AND FARK. THIS FARK’N FARKED UP FARK’N BIKE. IT’S FARK’N FARKED RIGHT FARK’N NOW. IT’S FARK’N GOT, FARK’N MUD FARK’N ALL OVER THE FARK’N PLACE. MY FARK’N BOOTS ARE FARK’N FULL OFF FARK’N MUD. FAAAARK. MY FARK’N FARKED UP FARK’N RID’N GEAR IS FARK’N FULL OF FARK’N MUD. MY FARK’N GLOVES ARE ARE FARK’N COVERED IN FARK’N MUD. AND FARK’N LOOK AT THOES FARK’N FARK WITS OVER FARK’N THERE. THEY’RE FARK’N HAVING A FARK’N GREAT FARK’N TIME FARK’N LAUGH’N AT FARK’N ME. FARK TRAIL FARK’N BOSS. FARK OLD FARK’N BULLS TRAIL FARK’N RIDE FARK’N ERS. FARK THE FARK’N INTER FARK’N NET. FARK FARK’N COM FARK’N PU FARK’N TERS. FAAAAAARRRRK. FARK OLLIE. FARK MICK, FARK MOTO, FARK CHRIS, FARK FARK’N GILLI. FARK FARK’N TINY. HE NOT FARK’N NOT TINY AT FARK’N ALL. HE’S A FARK’N BIG MUDDA FARK’N FARKER. FARK FARK’N RACEY FARK’N TRACY. FARK FARK’N KYLIE FARK’N D. I HAV’NT FARK’N MEET HER, BUT I FARK’N BET SHE A FARK’N HOTTIE THAT FARK’N DOSEN’T FARK’N WEAR ANY FARK’N UNDIES. FARK. FARK HILLBILLY. WHO EVER THE FARK HE IS. FARK CHOPPER AND HIS FARK’N HOT DR. FARK CHICKEN. FARK HELP ME FIND THE BIKE I WANT THREAD. FARK BOOLDER. OR HOWEVER YOU FARK’N SPELL IT.FARK FARK’N SWEAR’N. FARK CRASH. FARK DAND. FARK J FARK’N R FARK’N D. FARK FOSSIL, FARK X. FARK YURI, FARK TINY’S FARK’N BIACH. FARK STORM PATROL AND FARK’N X FAR’N R. THE FARK’N THING IS FARK’N GOLD AND HE FARK’N DOESN’T WANT IT. FARK SQUILEL, FARK SPELIN. FARK OSARMA BIN RIDIN. FARK TB AGAIN. FARK PRIVATE FARK’N MESSAGES. FARK EVENTS CALENDER. FARK THOES TOP BLOKES WHO ARE COOK’N ME FARK’N DINNER TONIGHT. FARK JACK LINKS AND THIER FARK’N GENEROUS SPONERSHIP OF YUMMY BEEF FAR’N JERKY. FARK BATTIES. FARK SUTTOS. TOO FARK’N NICE I FARK’N RECKON. FARK PIVOT PEGS AND THIER AMAZING PIVITING PEGS. FARK TOM CRUISE. FARK FARK’N GEORGE FARK’N DUB-YA FARK’N BUSH, WHY DON’T HE JUST FARK OFF AND LET BARAK FIX THINGS UP. FARK RAIN. FARK SUNNY DAYS. FARK LONG POSTS. FARK SMILIES. FARK MOTO AGAIN. FARJ’N NICE BLOKE WHO IS SO FARK’N CLEVER. FARK THAT AD WITH THE FARK’N WOMAN WRITING BIRTHDAY CARDS FOR HER DAUGHTERS BIRTHDAYS WHEN SHE DEAD. FARK CLIMATE CHANGE. FARK UNREGO FARK WITS. FARK MUD. FARK HIPO 4STROKES. and you champo. FARK FARK’N YOU. FARK YOUR FARK’N CAMERA RIGHT FARK’N UP YOUR FARK’N ASS. SEE HOW FARK’N MUDDY IT FARK’N IS UP FARK’N THERE. FARK YOU. JUST FARK YOU. EVERY FARK’N OBSTICAL. THERE THE FARK YOU ARE. JUST FARK’N WAIT’N FOR ME TO FARK’N FARK UP. THEN… PUT THE FARK’N PHOTOS ON THE FARK’N INTER FARK’N NET. NEXT T FARK’N B WILL FARK’N START A FARK’N THREAD ASK’N FARKERS TO FARK’N MAKE FARK’N CAPTIONS TO FARK’N ACOMPANY THE FARK’N PHOTO THAT FARK’N CHAMPO, FARK’N TOOK. THEN… THEN… FARK’N CHAMPO, WILL PROBABLY FARK’N GET A FARK’N PRIZE FOR THE FARK’N CAPTION THAT FARK’N HE FARK’N WAITED FOR ME TO FARK UP IN, THEN FARK’N TAKE A FARK’N PHOTO SO HE WINS A FARK’N PRIZE. EVERY FARK’N MONTH HE WILL FARK’N GET A FARK’N PRIZE IN THE FARK’N MAIL, TO FARK’N REMIND HIM THAT HE FARK’N PROFITED FROM MY FARK’N FUCK UP. FAAAARRRRRKKKK
Other entries judged worthy of a mention are
Fong Long Cho, realises it was a mistake to sell his Ox he used to tend his paddy.
If I look like I’m adjusting my trip meter they will think I stoped here on purpose
After much screaming and gnashing of teeth, Eagle finally subdues the savage beast by drowning it in a nearby waterhole.
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DONT WAIT FOR ME FELLERS IM JUST RESETTING MY SPEEDO
Text book says “walk all water crossings and puddles first”
And hey presto, how lucky am I, this is the 2nd green heap of shit I’ve found abandoned in a puddle today!Right! Where’s my pistol if those pricks in front are laughing I’m gunna start shooting
Stay tuned we will have another Caption Contest starting tomorrow, prize TBA.
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