[GregMember]

I am not bored but when

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A bored already

TB

[GregMember]

What would bloody Ollie know about women??

Ollie wrote:

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Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women

* Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2000 miles
2000 miles=4000+km??? No wonder your shitters blow clutches and gearboxes

* Motorcycles’ curves never sag.
Ever seen one with your fat arse on one??They sag alright!

* Motorcycles last longer.
Not if some prick knocks it off

* Motorcycles don’t get pregnant.
Have to give you that one. How you found out is another question?

* You can ride a Motorcycles any time of the month.
You cant ride a motorbike anytime of the month

* Motorcycles don’t have parents.
OK maybe so, but 1 out of 5 reasons isn’t looking good

* Motorcycles don’t whine unless something is really wrong
I have followed you and there is a big whine from your bike from carrying your fat arse

* You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
You couldn’t kick a cat with your short little legs

* You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
None of your mates would want to ride the Spanish piece of shit

* If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
Why dont you?? It might quieten down some of the whining it does.

* You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is really worn.
Sounds like Motos bike

* If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
A stinking 2 stroke will always smoke

* Motorcycles don’t care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
Why would they?? They are just happy to have you riding something else and have a break from you fat arse

* Motorcycles don’t care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
That is obvious

* Motorcycles don’t mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.
As long as you aren’t near them I am sure they are happy

* If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
Not by you. MR leave the foil on the patch

* If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
Never be to loose for you to ride,big fella

* If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
I bet you’ve had plenty of shocks on a motorbike

* If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don’t have to discuss politics to correct it.
It would know more about politics than you

* You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
And…your point is…..??

* You don’t have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
You’d be pretty used to some other guy working on your bike wouldn’t you??

* You don’t have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Motorcycle.
Is that busted arse Gasser registered???

* You don’t have to convince your Motorcycle that you’re a motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.
AS if you are equal to the average rider,you’ve got nothin!!

* You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won’t get sore.
Well why the tape on the nipples,gaylord??

* Your parents don’t remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.
Your parents wouldn’t even keep in touch with you,would they??

* Motorcycles don’t insult you if you are a bad rider.
Lucky for you

* If your Motorcycle doesn’t look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
That still wouldn’t help

* You can’t get diseases from a Motorcycle you don’t know very well.
Yeah, but you can still go blind from wankin to much

Ollie :laugh: :laugh:

I read the above this morning with great interest that the Squirrel summed Ollie up really well.

I think its wrong and the Squirrel shouldn’t have done it :angry:

Because he beat me to it and its a bloody cracker :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Maybe he meant Oliie knows fuck all about ?????

TB :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[GregMember]

As per Micks request I will do a ride report on this trip, I have see the surgeon on Tuesday and he has some photos etc

I will type up how they pulled my shoulder apart etc

Stay tuned if you are interested

TB

[GregMember]

No mate not to win but you want to have given your best shot after all that expense and effort

TB

[GregMember]

Crewing for a 4 day is hard long work if you are doing it to really help, in 2006 our crew was up some mornings at 4.30am and still doing things at 7pm at night :huh:

TB

[GregMember]

Thanks Mal great report there was a heap more sweet singles out there on the Sunday morning location you can ride around there for about two days worth but in reality it was to cold wet and slippery and I selfishly wanted to get home in one piece for yesterdays operation

TB

[GregMember]

EAGLE`02 wrote:

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Is he really that tough ??? Or was he hitting the Morphine button not letting on :laugh:

No morphine button mate

were there snakes beside the bed ?????? NO

[GregMember]

Craig that’s a treat of a thread mate, 2 thumbs up although Kylie was keeping those graphics a secret till the bike was finished :laugh:

I have said it before fitting graphics to some of the wicked bends and shapes is nothing but bloody witch craft

TB

[GregMember]

WikdBeemer wrote:

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The G450X riders at this site have just increased in numbers by 100%
Domination is looming :laugh:

With an engine rebuild including a crankshaft every 70hrs I dont think so Dr evil

TB

[GregMember]

See you all later and thanks

TB

[GregMember]

Yeah busy doing

Look same hair do and wears his pants the same as Mick

TB

[GregMember]

Moved to the ride gathering forum because it no longer is a press release

TB

[GregMember]

Ha this was a good thread when he used to get up early eh Mick?

TB

[GregMember]

axel wrote:

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it’s those 650s that are the problem :dry: 😆

:ohmy: :dry: :huh: why what

TB

[GregMember]

No list here Dean?

TB

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