Paul Southwell

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  • in reply to: Clarence ride this Sunday 16th November #112050

    Hey shane you do look a bit off colour :X do you feel ok bro ;) think you might need a day in that pine forest to make you feel better:( :woohoo:

    in reply to: Another chick on board #112048

    S&%t cant hide anywhere welcome biarch now i have a TB to play with:P maybe should buy that pee wee might need two one for each foot:ohmy: ;)

    in reply to: TB’s Joined Team Orange. #112037

    HE will be a hari krishna next i give good hair cuts;) :laugh:

    in reply to: Clarence ride this Sunday 16th November #112029

    Yeh no prob big boy i will pm my mob number :blink:

    in reply to: What else do you do? #112026

    I like fishing and riding and camping
    and drinking and eating and did i mention fishing
    and eating and i used to like fighting:angry:
    but just a big softy now:kiss: and i like wearing
    my missus bras undies oh did i say that out loud:blush:
    man if i could do this all in one weekend :woohoo: :woohoo:
    oh yeh i like 4wdin toB)

    in reply to: What else do you do? #112009

    hey mick i was at that winch challenge remember the hummer was it the same one that had the bulldozer half way up big hill and the tracks had came off and it was bloody cold tent was like an iglo in the morning bloody good weekend but:)

    in reply to: Clarence ride this Sunday 16th November #112022

    yeh why not.had one week off bike so im in
    blind leading blind:blink: :laugh:

    in reply to: Guessing competition #111947

    85 i reckon

    in reply to: hello fellow trailriders #111847

    Gday dave welcome aboard mate i also have a big chainsaw hope to see you up there someday im the one eating everything:laugh:

    in reply to: Jokes #111841

    LAST one just post whoring now:blush:

    A black baby died and went to heaven.
    God puts wings on him and he asked.
    “Am i an angle now?”
    God said “no you stupid little c&%t,
    your a f&%king blowfly, now f&%koff!”

    SORRY ALL IN GOOD FUN:(

    in reply to: Jokes #111840

    The best engine in the world is the fanny
    it takes any size piston,
    is self lubricating,
    starts with one finger
    and every 4 weeks does its own oil change…..
    its a pity the management system is so
    “TEMPERAMENTAL”

    in reply to: Jokes #111834

    A little guy is sitting at a bar,when all of a sudden a thug smacks him in the face & says “thats KUNG FU from japan”,a bit later the thug smacks him again & says “thats KARATE from korea”,the little guy gets up & leaves the bar, a short time later he comes back & smacks the thug knockin him out cold & says to the barman “when that c*$t wakes up,tell him that was a f%&king SHOVEL from bunnings,”B)

    in reply to: Jokes #111814

    White husband in delivery room,midwife hands him a black baby.”is this yours?”probably” he replied “she f%$king burns everything!”:(

    in reply to: New Forum #111762

    chris72a wrote:

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    OOOOOOOOH SH%%&&&&&&&&T:blink:

    Thanks chris karma for that:)
    You have the power In this forum to do whatever you like.

    but now i am crosseyed and ive got a headache:blink: where’s moto so i can delete his arse:woohoo:

    in reply to: 2008 Christmas party chit chat, ideas #111803

    count me in if you need another sweep wont be there till saturday avo but i’ll be there

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