The Man Rules:
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally, the guy’s side of the story.(I must admit, its pretty good.)
We always hear ‘the rules’From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. These are all numbered ‘1’
ON PURPOSE!
1.Men are not mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat
You’re a big girl. If its up put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1.Sunday sports
It’s like the full moon, Or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1.Crying is blackmail.
1.Ask for what you want.Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1.Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers. To almost every question.
1.Come to us with a problem if only you want to help solving it.
That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1.Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments Become Null and Void after 7 Days.
1.If you think you’re fat,you probably are. Don’t ask us.
1.If something we said can be interpreted two ways
And one of the ways Makes you sad or angry,We meant the other one.
1.You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.Not both.
If you already know best how to do it. Just do it your self.
1.Whenever possible, please say what you have to say during the commercials.
1.Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1.All men only see 16 colours ,like windows default settings, peach, for example, is a fruit, not A colour, pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1.If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1.If we ask a question, you don’t want to answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
1.When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything to you wear Is fine… Really.
1.Don’t ask us what where thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as riding and riding.
1.You have enough clothes, You have to many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1.Thank you for reading this, yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight,
But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.
