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Thanks heaps guys, yep 21 again, had a great day. Lovely dinner of Hungry Jacks and a bourbon longy to wash it down.

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Just booked in accommodation at the Lue Hotel for myself and Tiny. They have 2 types of accommodation, Cabins $30 per person per night and rooms with 2 single beds $20 per person per night. Currently they have no kitchen as the hotel is being refurbished, but they are hoping to have it up and running in the next few months. If the kitchen is not ready you will need to bring your own food. Get in early for those that are thinking about staying as the accommodation is limited.

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menace wrote:

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hey mrs tiny, there are some on ebay, theyre from the states though, and the price might give you a pain in the quoit:laugh:

ebay item number #260354409773

type that number into the ebay search bar and …presto:)

Menace that’s a lot cheaper than the other place from the states, i have a friend actually looking into making a set up for me so hopefully he will be able to bodge something up. Or Tiny ends up paying about $300.00 for a set 👿 :laugh: 👿 :laugh: 👿 :laugh:

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Number disconnected Tb, thanks anyway

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To practice to win next Easters long weekend game, as i suck at it big time and want to win:P

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boony wrote:

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WTF is a steel quoit

Boony its a game its like the horseshoe throwing, you throw the quoit onto a pin for points, real fun to play pissed.

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Menace they weren’t to throw at Tiny, but hey you have given me a brilliant idea hehehe:silly: :silly: :silly:

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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. What is the height of conceit?

A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. What is the definition of macho?

A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Q. What is the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

Q. Why is divorce so expensive?

A. Because it is worth it!

Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?

A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q.What is the difference between ‘ooooooh’and ‘aaaaaaah’?

A. About three inches.

Q. What is the difference between purple and pink?

A. The grip.

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

A. Its not hard.

Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

A: 45 pounds

Q. What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

A: 45 minutes.

Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A: Breasts don’t have eyes.

Q. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

A. The swallow.

Q. What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A. They don’t have balls to scratch!

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Sorry my little mate
I shouldn’t have ridden you so hard
I should have did what the manual said
And just pushed you around the yard

But i thought that you could do it
I really thought you could
But trying to keep up with those Honda’s
Blew you up real good

Where all orange bikes should be
Your now laying in the dust
F#*kin piece of KTM sh*t
You can now stay there and RUST!!!!

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Thanks guys and Tracy, i have booked in my riders course for 6 weeks time, the earliest i could get:P , i will be getting plenty of practice leading up to it, and thanks for the tip Tracy i will be practicing them cone turns:cheer:
I just hope i pass and can get out on the trails for some fun in the mud ASAP :laugh: :laugh:

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PALEAZE:angry: of course i bloody can

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Here is some pics of my bike i picked up today
Need a few bits and pieces to pretty it up, some riding gear and license then i will be set to join you all on the trails :P:P

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What did the Kiwi think when he came across a sheep tied to a power pole???

PLAYSTATION!!!!!

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A man married a naive blonde,
they went on their honeymoon and sunbathed nude at the nudist beach.
The guy had his penis sun burnt and went to the doctor.
The doc told him to soak it in milk to help relieve the pain. Once home the guy did as the doc instructed sitting at the kitchen table.
In walked his wife and said
“Oh i have always wondered how you guys reloaded those things”:cheer: :cheer:

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A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.

One woman lost it completely.

She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, ‘I’m too young to die,’
she cried. Then she yelled, ‘If I’m going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?’

For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then the man from Australia stood up in the rear of
the plane.

He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.
Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went,
one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest. She gasped…

Then, he spoke…

‘Iron this — and then get me a beer.’

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