[Jenny MeyersMember]

Just wondering if it comes with a case of beer TB???

[Jenny MeyersMember]

Cheers TB:laugh: , i will give Tiny heaps over this lol. First time ive won something. Will pm you details.
Thanks:P

[Jenny MeyersMember]

Little Johny comes home from school and asks his dad for help with his homework.
Sure says his dad what do you need?
I need to find out the difference between potentially and reality says Johny
Ok son well go and ask your mother if she would have sex with the garbo for a million dollars
I cant ask her that says Johny
Just bloody ask her yells his dad
So off Johny goes and comes back a minute later with a look of disgust on his face
She said she would dad says Johny
Right son now go and ask your brother and sister the same question
A couple of minutes later Johny comes back totally flabbergasted.
They both said they would dad, but how does this help me with my homework asks Johny
Well says the dad, potentially we have 3 million dollars in the family, but in reality we have 2 sluts and a poof.

[Jenny MeyersMember]

An elderly couple had leased there water front cabin to a newly wed couple on their honeymoon.

Twice a day the old man went in his boat to deliver fresh supplies to the honeymooners.

After doing this for a week he noticed the young man always out on the water fishing.

He mentioned this to his wife one night and decided he would talk to the young man.

The next morning after dropping of the fresh supplies the old man approached the newly wed man and said

“Mate why are you not inside with the wife, you know giving her a bit?”

to which he replied ” well mate the thing is she has gonorrhea”

“Oh that’s not good why don’t you try the back entrance?” says old man

“I cant mate she has diarrhea”

“Fark mate what about a bit of oral sex?”

“I cant mate see she has pyorrhea”

The old man was stunned and says

“Why the fark did you marry her then?”

To which he replied

“Well you see mate she has got worms and i love fishing”

[Jenny MeyersMember]

micknmeld wrote:

Quote:

This is a snake pulling a Kangaroo? out of the water.
This picture is from Western Australia.
Take a careful look at this picture; see the size of the snake and the Animal being pulled out of the water.

TINY how many times do i have to tell you to leave that thing in your pants????

[Jenny MeyersMember]

Yeah i did Ollie, its ok though he is a pr*ck of a shot

[Jenny MeyersMember]

Paki goes to the doctor & says “I feel terrible”
Doctor says “go home, get a bucket, p*ss and sh*t in
it for a week, throw in rotting fish & dead rats,
put a towel over your head & sniff the fumes for
3 days”
A week later the paki goes back to the doctor & says
“Doc i feel wonderful, what was the problem?”
Doctor ” You were HOMESICK

[Jenny MeyersMember]

A blonde goes into Harvey Norman looking for curtains for her PC,
the assistant says “you dont need curtains for a computer”!!
Blonde says HELLOOO!! I’ve got f^*kin WINDOWS.

[Jenny MeyersMember]

A paki just stopped me in the street and asked me the quickest way to the hospital….

So i pushed the c*#t under a bus!!

[Jenny MeyersMember]

Besides cooking for Tiny all day and night:angry: ,i like going bush walking, want to take up photography next year (hint hint tiny i want a farkin camera for xmas:kiss: )hanging with mates, having a beer or 3, reading, and generally being outdoors doing anything fun and working. Tiny u owe me new undies and bras was wondering why the f#*^K everything was too big.

[Jenny MeyersMember]

I’ll go with 105

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