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  • in reply to: Happy Birthday Puddles #250837

    Steve
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    happy bday.
    have a great day timmy

    in reply to: Jokes #250802

    Steve
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    A mother is driving her little girl to a friends house for a play date.
    On the way the girl asks:How old are you mum.
    Mum replies:its rude to ask the age of a lady.Its not polite.
    Ok says girl:What colour was your hair 2 years ago.
    Again mum says these are personal questions you don’t ask lady,
    and frankly its none of your business.
    Undaunted the little girl asks:Why did you and dad get a divorce?
    Right says mum that’s enough questions from you young lady.
    Mum walks away leaving the two young girls to play.
    First girl says:mum wont tell me anything about herself.
    friend says :look on her driver licence,its like a grown ups report card.
    that night the little girl says to mum.
    I know that your 42!
    I know that your hair was brown 2 years ago.
    and and I know why you and dad got divorced.
    Quite shocked mum asks:why did we get divorced then.
    Little girl replies
    Because on your drivers licence you got a F for sex.

    in reply to: Stay safe nsw #250797

    Steve
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    No mate,NSW Fire rescue n hazmat.
    Got to get some sleep now.pager is being relentless today.
    get some rest and go back out.
    Wish everyone well,tonight.

    in reply to: Stay safe nsw #250794

    Steve
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    What a shit of a day,Started with first call at4.40 ish for fire in port,
    Call from wife 8.00 little dog died.
    next call,fire on medium strip,extinguished call back to morning fire flare up.
    Then called to cresent head multiple houses in extreme danger.
    Called Kram,was good at that stage,plumbing pipes melted on one house.
    Think we saved them all, not sure.

    Heart goes out to any one involved in any of the fires today.
    If you see a firey comeing please move off the road.
    And help out the bush fire brigades when ever you can,these guys do it for free.

    Beautiful storm rolling over here now,hope every one else is getting the rain.
    toes

    in reply to: Hi all!!! #250785

    Steve
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    Welcome aboard .
    Recon we will get along just fine
    toes

    in reply to: Jokes #250744

    Steve
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    Yeah none of them have a dick.
    Go huski,gas gas,sherco,tm,

    in reply to: Welcome Flynn Motorsport #250746

    Steve
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    Best of luck ,hope it goes well.
    heading down that way in a few days,will call in n say gday,
    need some new boots.

    in reply to: The start of it all #250588

    Steve
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    sweeeet.got nothing to do sunday

    in reply to: The start of it all #250585

    Steve
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    Raz your bike isn’t run in yet:)

    in reply to: The start of it all #250584

    Steve
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    Are there test rides available yet.
    promise to go easy.
    Hope all goes well.
    I have an old TM in the shed.94 mod I think,was left by some dude who raced in the 4 days
    that year.need some /lots of parts

    in reply to: Happy birthday Toes #250583

    Steve
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    thanks guys,almost sobeard op.
    thanks again.
    toos

    in reply to: It’s not a photo but WOW!!!! #250497

    Steve
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    Hope he sent the boys through there.:)

    in reply to: ADV long weekend. #250157

    Steve
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    Top shelf coldy holder coming you way bloke.
    not a bad game .the doggies would have beat em.
    toes

    in reply to: It’s not a photo but WOW!!!! #250469

    Steve
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    Old mate needs a ute

    in reply to: Gday from NQ #248565

    Steve
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    Heah Stm Not going to believe it. we have the same birthdate.
    toes

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