[SteveMember]

good call Lefty, love your work.
Had a mate with a 750 duke roady that would stop after 10 minutes ride time. He sent it to 4 different bike
shops. they all said nothing wrong with it. But they didn’t run it for 10 on the road.
We had a look one day and it had a 1 way breather on the tank inlet.
It was installed the wrong way round.Poor thing starved of fuel with no air
Cost old mate $900 from bike shops.To tell him was all good.

[SteveMember]

Payed rego for two bikes,that sux.
got me stuffed how rego can fall only 2 weeks apart for two different bikes.
Heard an idea a while back that you should be able to rego 1 number plate,
and swap it to bike your riding.Is not like you can ride two at the same time.

[SteveMember]

Well that was a tease.

[SteveMember]

SCAM WARNING
@ coles supermarket,
While packing shopping in your car,you may be approached by 2 fit 19 year old
east European girls,in tight tiny cloths .
They wash your windscreen with tits hanging out & then ask for a lift to the next shops.
On the way they strip off and go down on each other.
Then one jumps in the front and gives you a heady while the other one steels your wallet.

I had mine stolen last Thursday & Friday,twice on Saturday,again on Monday,and today as well
Be carefull

[SteveMember]

One bloke says to another”whats a dilemma?
Other bloke replied “well here is an example.
Imagine that your laying in a big bed with a beautiful naked young lady on one side
and a gay man on the other side.

Who are you going to turn your back on.

[SteveMember]

Rach wrote:

razzle wrote:

Look at what you started Rach! 😆 😆

Well 12 days later looks like he is well and truly warmed up! :laugh:

OMG i laughed at some of those toes I feel like i need a shower now :unsure:

Just cheering eags up
toes

[SteveMember]

You can say a lot of bad things about paedophiles.
But at least they don’t speed through school zones.

not funny.

[SteveMember]

10 catholic priests die on a mini bus,they arrive at the gates of heaven.
god says “if any of you priests are petos you can piss of to hell”
9 of then turn and walk away.
God yells at them “Come back and get this deaf bastard to”

[SteveMember]

A bloke comes home from work and says to his wife,”I have had a really bad week”
Please tell me something to make me feel better about myself.
Wife says “Out of all 20 or so of your mates , you have the second biggest dick”!!!!

[SteveMember]

This homeless drunk bum was walking over a bridge and spots a nice looking lady about to jump off.
He says to her,”if yar guna jump hows bout a root before ya do.”
She says “Fuc off you fkn drunken old bum”
He says “Suit your self,I’ll start walking to the bottom!

Sorry

[SteveMember]

A man was hospitalized today with 6 little plastic horses up his ass.
The doctor have described his condition as Stable

[SteveMember]

I saw a midget walking out of JB HIFI today with a tv under his arm.
I said “nice flat screen plasma buddy”
He said” fuk off dickhead its an I Pad”

[SteveMember]

Put up a post a while ago,another tax,that was a short version of what your saying.
Will post some jokes for you ,try n cheer ya up.

[SteveMember]

Bad day Eags,sorry to hear that,I will not even start my view on the F$#@* GOV&^%%$
and the way they do shit.
But have heard that the coal industry will pick up soon,because the country that stopped importing our coal sourced there own,but it is an inferior product pushing their pollution levels through or over the acceptable levels,so they will have to come back soon,hopefully boosting our economy again.
I know this from a diesel mechanic who is now out of work from the same shit.sacked from the mines,was on $150k,now labouring for me at $150 A DAY.
Big difference,
toes

[SteveMember]

happy BDAY Boll,have a good one.
checking phone to send a birthday text to you.
toes

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