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  • in reply to: Jokes #242688

    Steve
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    The missus came out of the bathroom and said
    “I just shaved my pussy,you no what that means”
    I said “great the plug holes blocked again”

    in reply to: Jokes #242687

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    The wife is pissed off with me again.so I snuck in and changed her tampon for a party popper.
    She has no sense of humour.

    in reply to: Jokes #242669

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    Saw a fortune teller the other day ,she said I would be coming into some money.
    Well I shagged a girl called Penny last night.Weird or what.

    in reply to: Jokes #242668

    Steve
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    Sorry Rach brace youself,was just feeling the water.

    in reply to: 06 kx85 #242662

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    White rocket,they are a good thing ,you can change the barrel straight over to 100cc.
    only thing is they are not case reed induction like the rm’s.they do run better.,dont think front suspention has all that much adjustment.
    Gassit would be the dude to talk to.
    toes

    in reply to: Jokes #242206

    Steve
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    A bloke gets a call from the police.
    “Your house has been robed,they also drank all your beer,and raped your wife”
    after a short pause, he replied.
    “can not believe they shagged the wife after only 4 beers.

    in reply to: OBT FLAGS #242605

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    Seriously though some business cards would be great.Would be so much easier introducing new members.Ya give them the www,even write it down ,but they seem to forget,
    (maybe they don’t like me)
    just a thought.

    toes

    in reply to: Is it time to worry ? #242492

    Steve
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    Good stuff young fella.
    But I can beat that murph,my daughter now kicks my ass.

    in reply to: HVMCC #242350

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    Yeah mate every event they have.great idea I recons.Good for silly old …,,///.,,,..–‘;
    people like me to have a go again with no pressure to perform
    (round the track,not at home mate)
    toes

    in reply to: husky te 310 #242332

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    Kram (goldfish) and john b have the same issues,on a resent ride they were battling to get 70/80 kms out of a tank.Was normal riding conditions.
    John then stuck by me grabing a ltr every couple of stops.Till I ran out,but they got back ok!
    (thanks dicki for refuelling )

    toes

    in reply to: 1999 CR250R for sale #242243

    Steve
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    Hope you included in a new pipe with the sale.

    Is that the same one you offered for 1700.
    love your work.

    Did you get cash first this time,or just loaded it on the ute for free.

    Only joking mate.

    toes

    in reply to: Coffs Sun 26 May #242334

    Steve
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    Think we just had 50mm in 10 minuts here in nohope.


    Steve
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    Seaview is about 60ks west of Wauchope,on the Oxley hwy.on the Walcha mountain road.
    toes


    Steve
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    Bugger me,go off line for a couple of days and look what happens .
    Bout time you got on board lyonsie.
    Its going to be a cracker of a weekend.
    toes

    in reply to: Reed at pala raceway #241933

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    Makes it look simple. But three brrrap brrrap brrraps in the air is saying this is fkn huge air.
    Stick to the ground me.
    toes

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