[SteveMember]

He left his original tyers here,so he isnt that tight,sweet work lefty.
I could fire up the mighty v strom and do a rescue mission.Nar bugger him,let him ride 2 up.
ride safe.
toes

[SteveMember]

Hubby and wife have been married for 40 years.hubby one day coments that in those 40 years they have never had a fight.
He askes the wife how this is possable.
she replies”Every time you gave me the shits,i would go and clean the mould in the shower,and the shit stains on the toilet.”
Puzzled, the hubby asked how this could possably work.
She replies”I’d use your toothbrush “

[SteveMember]

Keep the v,I WOULD ask for 1500 to ride the honder.
Have you had to rebuild the v strom engine yet with 53 tho ks
cheers toes

[SteveMember]

Gday Zoro (cool name)Welcome to obt. I to used to have a Xr650 great bike will do anything,but the dickheads at hondar stoped making them.
So suzuki IS king with the mighty VSTROM they are the best allrounder.
This should get a bite.

[SteveMember]

Recon we should have shed party mid week as well.Its a long time between drinks

[SteveMember]

He is right,the amount of wankers and sms you get is bullshit.ebay needs obt to moderate,(would be good for a giggle)

[SteveMember]

Yeah welcom home mick,thought yo might have stoped the other day to say gday and tell me off, your travels.
But with 3 bikes in tow i dont blame you.Asked your bike minder to hide them all ,but to no evaile.
Had a beer with yo bro,he recons you are a right sepo now.Just dont be talking wit no yanky voice round any obt”s
And Boll my name was not said?

[SteveMember]

Come on Micknmeld ,you would have to be one of the most hospitable guys i know.
For example,that poor unfortunate 18 year old girl you found in the middle of the bush,wearing only a small amount of clothing,
miles from no where,your kindness is impressive to say the least,alowing her to jump on the back of your bike for 20klm to get her home.
(nabiac ride)

[SteveMember]

I was standing at the urinal to day and beside me was a midget also taking a piss
I noticed we was winking at me so i looked away,i turned and looked again and the little bugger was winking like crazy at me.
Disturbed by this i said to him”are you gay?do you fkn fancy me or somthing?”
He replied “no your splashing my eyes you cu*$.

[SteveMember]

44 my arse i thought he was 64,have a great day mate.

[SteveMember]

Thought he must be away,Cause you would not paint graffety all over your own freshly painted house.Wonder when he gets back.

[SteveMember]

Nice looking bike for a honder,Nickj,Was realy good to catch up with you while you visited wauchope,mate.
Recon you will have a ball on the crf.
cheers toes

[SteveMember]

The missus asked me “how many womam have you slept with?
I proudly answered
“Only you my darling….
all the rest kept me awake all night shagging.

[SteveMember]

Thanks TB,lol

[SteveMember]

Haeh Nickj,want to take the vstrom for a run. but seriosly take a gasa six day for a demo ride,they haul ass,handle great,and a ball to ride

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