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Im not very impressed, 10 cans of bundy and all they did was put on a bling feul cap!

Wake them up Kylie, throw a bucket of cold water over them!

[PaulMember]

How about vented MX for summer and overboot for winter?

[PaulMember]

I’m keen for Sunday Diddel, but it might be hot looking at the forecast.
I can make Sat.

[PaulMember]

Did you find out why there is no spark?

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A crusty Old Bull out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a
tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside.

As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:

COLD BEER: $2.00

HAMBURGER: $2.25

CHEESEBURGER: $2.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50

HAND JOB: $50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole’ biker
walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female
bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.

She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.

“Yes?” she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, “may I help you?”

The ole biker leans over the bar, “I was wondering young lady,” he
whispers, “are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?”

She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs “Why yes, yes, I
sure am”.

The ole’ biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, “Well,
wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger”.

[PaulMember]

Nice story Dan.
Good to see you do the Ewan McGregor thing; take photos of the bike in all the nice places you go to

I do this sort of thing sometimes, I love how the helmet gives that ‘private chill zone’ but can still get a face full of fresh air and sunshine.

Do read the pie thread carefully before the next run, it helps a lot to eat well.

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Trailboss wrote:

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So project manager eh, nice

OK then as the project manager lets manage this project.

TB – Project Manager

Dan – Head Mechanic

Beagle – Apprentice

Kylie – Lackey / Gofer / drink wench / Lunch and snack wench :laugh:

WikdBeemer – Project sponsor (minor)

Sunday

As above and

Moto – Lunch Chief (mechanically he adds nothing to the team)

That’s the assembly team

TB (PM)

Hey TB, I took the liberty of adding myself as a sponsor of this project, did KD show you the shiny bling bits I gave her?

Hoping this might score me a ride on it one day

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Yeah but the mud flies a lot further now though Murph.

Seriously, that orange beast of yours was a real mud flinger to ride behind, I got showered by it and you were only trying to get some grip, I could tell by your revs you weren’t trying to roost, it just happened :dry:

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Ah hah!
A picture can say so much, even if it is a cartoon :laugh:

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Moto wrote:

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I think beemie has given me a bum steer

No, no, no, noooo!
Bum steer what the???

I have only been known to make human errors rarely, like last Sunday when I fell off the bike in front of you :blush:

The guy at channel 10 said that was the 7:30 episode.
Do they run multi episodes on Tuesday night?

I was over the Simpsons years ago, SouthPark for me but only in limited doses.

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You can see why it’s a good idea to have the lights on all the time when riding in the bush, even if it’s sunny.

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Moto wrote:

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BUGGER!!!!!

I’ve downloaded the wrong one (tonight’s one). Looking at it I don’t think download previous shows (which is gay in itself).

I’m still trying……

Moto, I just rang channel 10, it’s series 20 episode 5.

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Moto wrote:

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BUGGER!!!!!

I’ve downloaded the wrong one (tonight’s one). Looking at it I don’t think download previous shows (which is gay in itself).

I’m still trying……

Moto, I just rang channel 10, it’s series 20 episode 5

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Mr Blue wrote:

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So Duffmans Gay, Smithers is, Patty (or is it selma) is a carpet muncher, Carl and Lenny are highly “friendly”, Moe is “flaming”, Bart likes high-heels, lisa exhibits all the traits of a to-be dykaroony, Ned Flanders has to be since Maude kicked off, and a 55 yr old man with a body like that and single… come on. The Sea Captain has admitted to homosexual activities onboard his vessel, even Chief Wiggam said he’d date Ned Flanders

The steelworks episode with Gay John, the one when Homer thought Mr Burns was propositioning him, Reverend Lovejoy and his “references’ to gay love face it the show has more than several less than subtle ghey characters.

Ghey or not, Duffman rocks.

Smithers is still a nerd wether or not he bats for the same team, and Ned Flanders needs to get his rocks off and find himself a heavy metal BD&SM chick to hang out with.

BC

With all the people here using these “animated” avatars I am starting to wonder…..

:ohmy:

In case you’re wondering about my avatar, that’s a pussy sitting on my bike – I like furry pussies

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Yeah good stuff Aussie, his bike looks the buisness too. Is that a forward kick start? My Fantic trials bike had one of those, I liked it, thought it was easier than the other way.
Sometimes I wish I had a couple of kids.

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