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if Drewpy lost a MX racer in weight and was ripped and buff, would he still be called Drewpy?

and how many Old Bulls can make their manboobs dance like Drewpy? :huh: :S :dry:

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The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open.. His assistant walked up to him and said, ‘This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?’ The boss told her he knew he’d closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.

As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant’s question about his ‘garage door.’

He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, ‘When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?’
She smiled and said, ‘No, I didn’t. All I saw was an old mini-van with two flat tires….

.Two elderly gentlemen
from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: ‘Slim, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?’
Slim says, ‘I feel just like a newborn baby.’
‘Really!? Like a newborn baby!?’
‘Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.’……

.Couple in their nineties
are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember ..
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. ‘Want anything while I’m in the kitchen?’ he asks.
‘Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?’
‘Sure..’
‘Don’t you think you should write it down so you can remember it?’ she asks.
‘No, I can remember it.’
‘Well, I’d like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so not to forget it?’
He says, ‘I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.’
‘I’d also like whipped cream. I’m certain you’ll forget that, write it down?’ she asks.
Irritated, he says, ‘I don’t need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream – I got it, for goodness sake!’
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes,The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.. She stares at the plate for a moment.
‘Where’s my toast ?’…

.Two hillbilly’s were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer. After a while the first hillbilly says to the second, ‘If I was to sneak over to your house and make love to your wife while you was off huntin’ and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?’

The second hillybilly cocked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, ‘Well, I don’t know about related, but it sure would make us even.’

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welcome Razor,

haha bol will want you on all his rides.

or are Ambo’s not the same as Plods? plods are never off duty. :laugh:

now all Bol has to do is get a pub owner, a chinese take way owner. and a few others i can’t bring to mind at the moment. and he’ll be set for everything he needs. :silly:

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snowy09 wrote:

Boony the ultimate accesory for the birthday valley of doom tour……

We mount semi auto paint ball guns on the front guards !!!!! Carnage on and off the bikes

muskets at 6500rpm by the sound of it.

oh that’s right, you’re talking about Tamworth, so it’ll be 2L paint tins and paint brushes :p :whistle: :silly:

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can’t see why not boony. i used retreads last year.

i thought you would have been more of a Trojan man though :blink:

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camping at Eldon again?

if i can make it, i won’t have K8ii’s suspension sorted by kenda. as the money i need won’t likely turn up until the week before kenda );

have to have a crack at the jetting though, to go with the muffler.

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micknmeld wrote:

Trailboss wrote:

micknmeld wrote:

That is OK Corey, just remember some fish will bite the angler.

Not the real OLD slow ones :laugh: :laugh:

TB

Just like old dogs, Old fish should never be trusted.

true Mick, seeing most toxins are accumulative, the old fish will probably have the last laugh, inducing a bout of food poisoning.

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thechad wrote:

Hey Adam
Im glad you posted a picture, now the boss can see I really did go riding.
Shame you had to put on a photo of me before I got a speck of dirt on my gear.
Also is it just me or does my bike small?:unsure:

i wasn’t going to say anything, but seeing you brought the subject up :whistle:

just tell ’em the water was really cold :pinch:

the response to that is usually ” ahh, right, i see, ..gotcha. that explains it”.

. :silly:

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Mal5.1/300/800/300’s Recluse experience

sounds interesting how you are adapting one to your TM. be interested in the outcome

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hey Jimbo,

i’m a Deniliquent :silly: :whistle:

when you have your bike up and running, i might see if i can make it over for a tour with you some time.

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BOLLOCKS wrote:

:laugh:
STM you P plating emo

Does this mean you hang out late at night down the main street ?

Bol :woohoo:

ahhh that explains the Black bike then

well done STM, Nothing to be embarrassed about, we all had to start somewhere, although i was a little taken aback as there was no mention of you’re being ‘L’ s….. it is only a reflection on your license status only by the sounds of it, not any reflection on your skill or ability from all the reports i’ve read of your rides.

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the Tamworth Tavern had a publican from inner Sydney take over the free hold.

in an attempt to raise the profile of the pub and generate some new interest, he thought he would hold a competition.

the Tavern had a Donkey as a mascot, so the new publican offered a month’s free drinks to the patron that could make the donkey laugh.

all the regulars tried their hardest to no avail.

boony walks over and whispers into the donkey ear, and the donkey instantly brakes into hysterics.

at the end of the months complementary drinks, publican is eager to find out what boony said to the donkey.

boony informs him that he told the donkey he was endowed greater than the donkey.

the publican was so impressed by the influx of patronage due to the competition he decides to hold another.

this time the months free drinks would go the the 1st patron that makes the donkey cry.

everyone throws their best insults at the donkey unsuccessfully.

however boony had one request, that he be in private with the donkey for a moment. the publican agrees. boony leads the donkey out to the back bar, and a moment later the donkey cries and runs out to the publican sobbing.

angrily assuming boony injured the donkey, he insist that boony tell him exactly what he did to the donkey.

boony stated that he won the 1st competition by telling the donkey he was better hung. the publican says ‘ yes i remember, but that has nothing with you making the donkey cry!’.

‘what did you do to my donkey!?!’ he demanded.

boony said ‘all i did was simply showed him that i was.’

.:S

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i’m keen aido.

but maybe this year i wont have an offsadaisy on the 2nd corner :whistle: and be able to ride with the rest of you guys for a bit longer.

and this time i’ll be better organised :blush:

and hopefully i’ll have K8ii’s suspension upgraded by then. oh and my own bike trailer to boot.

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yeah i know how it is with handles. i’m xy on a few places too.

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hi Crow3 or it it Crowe like the kids th3s3 day5 using numbers for letters?

i ride an AG bike.

a KTM 640 LC4. 😆 😆 :laugh: :cheer: or as Menace, whom you are yet to virtually meet. calls my bike an Ag4. :whistle:

i’m at Deniliquin, but when you’re able to throw a leg over again, would like to see if can come over for a ride.

drewpy

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