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if you head light is dimming sounds like a short from a bared wire rubbing on something.

try it while turning your front wheel from side to side, see if it narrows down where it could be.

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sounds like an earth/ loose connection, as they work on and off.

check the globes and sockets for water or rust.

and as AB said top up your fluid while you’re at it

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the vibrating of the 640 is the whole reason why i stick with mine :kiss: :woohoo:

.:silly:

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3 school boys were caught smoking a joint in the toilets.

the headmaster as a learning tool, made the boys write up a pledge and get as many students as they could convince that drugs are bad to sign it, promising to say no to drugs.

they asked how they would get other students to sign the pledge.

the headmaster said that was up to the boys to think long and hard about so as to convince fellow students.

they were given 1 week.

at the end of the week they were all in the headmaster’s office to hand in their pledges.

the 1st boy said hi had 163 signatures. the headmaster asked him how he convinced so many students to sign.

he said, “i drew 2 circles on the back of the pledge, one BIG and one small and told them that the BIG one is how many brain cells you have before you do drugs.”

the headmaster asked, “what was did the small circle represent?”

the student said, ” oh the brain cells you have after you do drugs.”.

the headmaster asked the 2nd boy how many signed his pledge. he said 207.

the headmaster asked how he had convinced so many more than the first.

he said he asked if he could copy the 2 circle idea, but he had to use a different meaning to the big and small circle.

the headmaster inquired what hi big and small circle meant.

the boy said the big one was the amount of money you have before you do drugs and the small one was the amount of money you have when you do drugs.

the headmaster said to the 3rd boy and how many do you have. the boy said almost 1000 signed mine.

the headmaster scoffed and asked how he could get almost 3 times the signatures of the other two put together? and snatched the 7 pages of signatures from him as he accused him of forging most of them.

the boy answered well i was stuck for an idea and went for the 1st 3 day without anyone to sign my pledge, so i asked the others what they used. they let me use the same idea but had to come up with my own take in it.

the headmaster scowled “and just what do your circles represent?”

the boy said that “he told the other students that when you do drugs it costs a lot of money, and you will end up owing money to the dealers and they will get you to smuggle drugs to pay for the money they owe and you will get caught by the cops instead of the dealer and get locked up”,

the headmaster butted in and said that did not answer the question about the 2 cricles!!

the boy proudly added the small circle is the size of your arsehole before you go to prison.

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that’s one funny looking Tenere :blink: :huh: you have there Jeffro

Jeffro wrote

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g’day Drew,

Mine is a 1997 model it’s an XT600Z that I bought just before Christmas

or did you mean to type XL600V but were thinking XT600Z :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :silly: :kiss:

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you forgot to mention to see if it blows lots of smoke Mick

but coming from an XR70 i’d be shopping for a KX/YZ/RM 65,

seriously the 250 Will Chew you up and Spit you out, turn around pee on you and laugh up a lung at you.

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did the page Mick linked up show what you were after? has the front and rear pictured.

the dearest part #26 is US$38.

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they’re all just jealous they haven’t got an understanding and supportive other 1/2 that buys them gear for their bikes

but i have to say 5 years?!?! really?, is he a slow learner or sumfin? :huh: :pinch: :silly :woohoo:

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So…. TB do you prefer STD Vic police issue, fluffy, or are you more the leather type?!?!

the rocky road will be reserved for those bunking with Chop and myself

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hey! i don’t snore!!

well not since i have been issued with the supercharger. so there JAK:P

JAK be nimble, JAK be quick, JAK may just come unstuck if he keeps giving everyone stick!!
:laugh: :woohoo:!

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Trailboss wrote:

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Not meaning to be a smartarse XY,

TB

No TB, but i was trying to be just a little bit, and it backfired :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

i still should have known that if there was such a thing, and was in Oz you may very well have seen or heard it, being in your line of work and all.

bit disappointing such a beast did not sound impressive

i do like the sound of a v8 acco with dual stacks though :woohoo:

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Trailboss wrote:

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xy-transit wrote:

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do you know what a twin turbo v12 without mufflers on the Jake brake sounds like???

Do you mean a Detroit 12V71TTA with straight thru stacks in a Peterbuilt will yes I do as a matter of fact

TB

i should have known better shouldn’t i :pinch: :laugh: :laugh:

the kenda list at last look……

menace
TB
boulder
choppa
smokey
Aido
Tranny (PAID)
JAK
Ant (maybe)
mickW (maybe)
billt (maybe)

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Trailboss wrote:

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How bad is he Menace?

TB

do you know what a twin turbo v12 without mufflers on the Jake brake sounds like???

either do i but i’d like to hear it :laugh: :woohoo: 😆 :cheer: :silly: :laugh:

i’ll bring my swag, and i’ll happily take sponsorship to bunk with choppa :blink: :woohoo: :laugh: :laugh:

is it 70 or 75 for the entry fee?

oh how’d the exam go?

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here’s all you need

. :pinch: :blink: :laugh: :woohoo:

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menace wrote:

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i havent had a drink or a smoke for a week. :pinch:

is that a human week? or a dogs week? :blink:

hmmm i can understand the sober bit while studying, but i didn’t think you’d be that under the pump that you have no time for a coffin nail :huh: :huh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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