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very funny Moto!

made me laugh

oh yeah, hope all goes well Kylie,

if you have lunch money saving superpowers after let us all know :woohoo:

maybe we can get a bulk buy deal

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Rhythm section? :huh:

they make you play music and ride at the same time?!?! :blink:

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top stuff Thirsty!!!

so how did you pull up? any silverware to show off? :woohoo:

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Ollie wrote:Panadiene ForteB) that the go,havnt been able to S#$t for 3 days:blink.laugh:

Try taking some coloxyl & Senna tablets this time Ollie, it will soften ya fudge. M8.

:S

i was gonna suggest prunes and loads of candied orange peel :huh:

well not all at once but small amounts often.

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oh that soon eh Ollie?

was gonna borra the gasser to stop the red backs from takin over

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hmmm hope all goes well!

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Did ya wear ya skid lid or ya MX full face?
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

i think Bob’s left a couple of letters outa his name after the avatar change :woohoo:

i think he needs to add an o and an s :silly:

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A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, ‘You’re beautiful.’ Then he fell asleep again..

His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, ‘You’re cute.’

The wife was disappointed because instead of ‘beautiful,’ it was now ‘cute.’

She asked, ‘What happened to beautiful?’

The man replied, ‘The drugs are wearing off.’

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An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is.

‘I’m 90 years old,’ he says.

’90!’ replies the woman. ‘Don’t you realize you’ve had it?’

‘Oh, sorry,’ says the old man. ‘How much do I owe you?’

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A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.

‘Quick,’ said the woman to the lover, ‘into the closet!’ and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked.

The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.

‘Who are you?’ he asked him.

‘I’m an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,’ said the exterminator.

‘What are you doing in there?’ the husband asked.

‘I’m investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,’ the man replied.

‘And where are your clothes?’ asked the husband.

The man looked down at himself and exclaimed, ‘Why, those little thiefs!!’

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A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale ‘ He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there..

‘You talk?’ he asks.

‘Yep,’ the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says ‘So, what’s your story?’
The Lab looks up and says, ‘Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.’
‘I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.’ ‘I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.’

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

‘Ten dollars,’ the guy says.

‘Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?’

‘Because he’s a liar. He never did any of that stuff.

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what’s wrong with honda, is it starts with H and ends in a :laugh: :laugh:

dunno Moto, rider poaching by other brands?

team member changes, i.e. mechanics, tuners, team manager? creating team disharmony .

the fact they don’t use PDS suspension?

circumstances out side of rider ability and or mechanical failure? e.g. getting sick while competing-flu, food poisoning, adverse weather etc. etc.

maybe that all small bore Honda’s suck? :huh: – under 500cc excluding the CRM 250 2T.

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Couple o hillbillies where out a huntin, when a very attractive hiker walks into the opening they were staking out.

bubba yells out “are you game?”

the hiker looked around and seeing no one else about,

nodded and said with a slight tremble of excitement in her voice

“well sure”.

with that dwaine shot her.

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That’s not exactly what i meant by trying to soften my seat Kylie :unsure:

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Police chicky:”anything you say will be held against you”.

reply: “your hot body” 👿

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JAK wrote:

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Looks like everything is organised.

See you all Sunday.

SUNDAY ?!?!?!

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New chain and 14-45 gearing fitted check

new cruch cable fitted check

air filter washed and re-oiled check

Proper directions obtained check

sufficient fun tickets to attend check

leave permission obtained check i answer to me well most of the time :unsure:

accommodation sorted almost check

take me 40 min to get there if you add a few hrs to it check

uummm anything if forgotten you will have to let me know. check

oh wet weather gear ready check

camel back check

sammy’s mobi number to send incriminating picys to check

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i was going to say that cannot be the deity you hold in such high esteem Mr Menace.

as he is now testiculaing :blink:

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Kuda Steve wrote:

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Thanks mate. he’s hard to ignore…..

Mate the problem with me is a like the red, blue & orange ones.

Well do the Blue upgrade on the front end.

put in the Red rear suspension and wheel

and go the Orange engine upgrade

then you will have the best of all worlds compromise

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Moto wrote:

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and as for 210ml : 10 litres was a rough calculation.

It’s harder to get 210ml as a rough calculation than it is 200ml :laugh:

>>>By rough calculation do you mean wild guess per chance?

Wild guess, i mustered up all the mental powers i had to arrive at that number :S

more: Dark place, stab, stab. comes to mind :laugh: :silly: :woohoo:

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