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Adrian wrote:

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Howd you go with the accom XY? Are you a starter?

i’m still looking for options, as i explained to John i would prefer to camp self contained so as not to disturb others with my CPAP. no point everyone getting a dodgy nights sleep:(

but will drop in at his place on the friday for the first meet n greet.

just spoke with JAK on the phone,

gave me some options. i may even camp at paddys swamp. maybe the unlaod point.

i’m still a starter at this stage,

is this where we are ridding? i have no idea of the area!

paddys swamp

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i’m hopping to land by mid afternoon friday.

LC4skin wrote:

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XYs on the border he doesnt count

it counts when i have to pay reg each year and do an anal oh oh um annual
rwc!

LC4skin wrote:

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i dont wanna judge a man before i meet him, xy might be alright.

haha i might start to sign off xy-tranny:blink: :ohmy:

could mean i’m a cross dresser

or i am in auto mode = more than usual:silly:

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Adrian wrote:

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Looks good Jak,your quite the handyman.Cant wait fir your ride mate,do you no if XY is coming?

who me? and why do you need to know:silly:

it’s now only a couple of weeks away:unsure:

um i’m a bit up in the air so to speak. trying to get my daily drive back on the road, so $$$$ hand over fist ATM.

i may borrow the folks ute and trailer.

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A Queensland jackeroo is overseeing his herd in remote territory when suddenly a brand-new BMW advances out of a dust cloud towards him.

The driver, a young man in a designer suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy,
‘If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?’

The jackaroo looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, ‘Sure, why not?’

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet,
Where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite
That scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop
And exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany .

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored.
He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel Spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and,
After a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-colour, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer
And finally turns to the cowboy and says, ‘You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.’

‘That’s right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,’ says the Cowboy.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then the cowboy says to the young man, ‘Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?’

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, ‘Okay, why not?’

‘You work for the Australian Government’, says the Jackaroo.

‘Wow! That’s correct,’ says the yuppie, ‘but how did you guess that?’

‘No guessing required.’ answered the jackaroo. ‘You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked.
You used all kinds of expensive equipment that clearly somebody else paid for, you tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don’t know a thing about cows .. this is a herd of sheep.
Now give me back my dog.’

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JAK wrote:

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On the odd time, years ago, when i touched that flavoured paint stripper the alter ego Mike Tyson would come out. Not good for the image.

i think it was micknmeld that said bundy is brewed with bulls balls and boxing gloves:laugh: 😆 :woohoo:

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Moto wrote

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You’ve got 400 posts more than me now and I’ve been gone a month. Before I left I think I was still ahead of you.

‘cos you would not let TB get a word in!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :ohmy: :laugh:

:huh:

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an older couple are heading to town on their wagon, when they see Mr Browns bull mounting a cow, the husband asks “do you reckon i could do that when we get back from town dear?”.

the wife replies “if you really wish to dear it is ok with me, you can do what you please, but you may want to check with Mr Brown it’s his cow”.:blink: :huh: :ohmy:

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tough traffic laws!:

a kiwi got gaoled the other day,on the spot no questions asked,

he was attempting to do a ewey in the main street.

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:ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: !!!!!!

the best o could find was here

https://www.ktm-parts.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=50306008044

$14 US ea.

would the Yami WR ones be the same?

i got an air box lid off fleabay a while ago for $10 + post.

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as far as i could read up on, the bike has to be at least rec reg.

i assume adequate footwear. pants, shirt , helmet and prob eye protection.

http://www.mcrcv.com.au/

open to all riders with current licence/ L permit, and bikes with rec or full reg.

$70 entry fee and you have to down load a pdf entry form that has to be sent with a stamped self addressed envelope.

entries close 12th october, and limited numbers.

fully arrowed course approx. 70km loops.

free camping too!

i tried to print out the entry form to send but printer refuses to talk with the computer:huh:

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yeah i reckon i got a stale one!:huh: and ‘cos it was sitting for so long is made it worse.

i don’t mind bundy, but not my first choice. but i’ll drink almost any thing thats cheap. just not xxxx. xxxx gold is not anywhere near the same though, no idea why.

woodstock was the go for a while,:unsure:

anyway TB congrats on the big 6000!

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hit a raw nerve there Boony?

mmm i’m with you though, bundy is not my cup of tea,

but if others with to inflict punishment on them selves.

there is not much you can do for them.

my first taste of bundy was at my bro’s new place, left in the fridge by the previous owner.

tasted like molasses and metho!:blink:

i have to admit the OP is not as bad.

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hi 2banger.

welcome along.

there are a few guys up your way. you should be lucky to meet up for a ride any given weekend.

well maybe not any weekend but most. or not too distant future.

oh yeah what ya ride?

drew.

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just looked into accom. will book it monday.

look forward to finally meeting some old bulls in person!

they may regret it afterward:huh: though:laugh: :silly:

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i was trying to print out the entry form, but having usb probs.

but i’m interested!

if i’m not able to ride i may be able to help out with the other stuff.

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TISCO wrote:

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thought i would show you guys why i have no money
1975 Datsun 620 pickup
Air bag suspension
3 1/2″ bodydrop
4 link
custom interia
red oxide paint
and alot of man hours

plans for a BIG motor soon hehehe:evil:

so an XR 650 transplant then!:silly:

Ktmrat wrote

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One question, I want to know are you deaf, is that why you have the speaker so close to your ear

Flux capacitor;)

Hey Scott, have you heard about the Deni ute muster?

there’d be a few floored jackaroo/ B “N” S jocks:laugh:

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