SMART ARSED ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2009
A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of tomorrow’s
final exam.
‘Now listen to me, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here
tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury,
illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that’s it, no other
excuses whatsoever!’
A smart-arsed guy at the back of the room raised his hand and asked,
‘What would you happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete
and utter sexual exhaustion?’
The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering.
*When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student,
shook her head and sweetly said, ‘Well, I suppose you’d have to write with
your other hand’.*
LMFAO :laugh:
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