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mate you dont know how much I want to be on this ride,but them`s the breaks.

I think I spelt that all correct Admin???

Boony

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I dont think family commitments is being a soft cock.bit fkn harse I recon.

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well! that thread got the boys talking.

well done all.

I do believe lead and sweep should be vested(dont give flying bat crap what colour they are).

at the end of the day all Old Bulls come home, no man gets left behind.

Boony

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I get on extremely well with the lesbians next door. They asked me what I would like for my birthday. I was stunned when they gave me a Rolex. It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, “I wanna watch.”

Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub Her tummy and say “congratulations “but none of them rub your dick and Say “well done”?

Honestly some folk will take offence at anything….I met a bloke with No legs this morning while at the bus stop and all I asked was “How are you getting on?”

Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby “Is this yours?” she asked.”Probably.” said Paddy “She burns everything else!”

My missus has just gone into hospital with two black eyes and a broken
Jaw.. It seems we were on different wavelengths when she said she wanted decking on the patio.

Sex therapist claim that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally I think its bullshit!!

They reckon that Beer contains female hormones and I think they are right. After 8 pints I talk shit and can’t drive!

What’s the difference between Basil Brush and a Terrorist with a Rucksack?
The Terrorist with a rucksack only goes “Boom” once.

Vicar booking into a hotel asks the receptionist “Is the Porn channel In my room disabled?”
“No,” she replies “it’s just regular porn you sick bastard.”

A mate of mine has just told me he’s shagging his girlfriend and her Twin. I said “How can you tell them Apart?”

He said “Her brother’s got a moustache!”

A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems.”Can you describe the Symptoms to me?” asked the doctor. “Yes. Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny bird With big blue hair.”

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unfortunatly Mick it looks like I`m out for this one .

Boony

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yep shit does happen.

that ride was so well organised and we still mislayed a rider, I`m not stressing I`m just throwing it out there for discussion and to maybe prompt others

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green and orange I agree with,not sure about the pink.

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a few piccies from the weekend
The honey purchase

The bottom of beagles surfing hill

running repairs at frying pan

TB praying to the suzuki gods
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The crew at frying pan

The lunch stop

Wikd giving the beema drink

peanut gallery waiting for a bang

Kram standing his ground,shaking like a leave lol

Boulder takes control

more peanut gallery assistance

Beema set like an olympic sprinter , ready to bolt

believe it or not this was plan B

you know some times them bead locks can be really hard to push in,apparently theres a trick to it ollie.

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you cant have your cake and eat it to chris,,

I`m telling ya the 12 gauge will move the possum :laugh:

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We left Tamworth at around 4.00 Friday following a quick stop at a local fruit stand to pick up a jar of honey (Bollocks can explain that one).
It took about 3 to 3,1/2 hours to get to the camp site but the trip was broken up with a feed at maccas and then from singleton to dungrog we had guns and roses pumping through the stereo and I was on air guitar whilst bollocks was on the torch mike, we were awesome.
Arrived at one of the best camp areas I have seen in a long time and greetings we exchanged.
Wasn’t long and a decent ring of knowledge was starting to form. Swag was calling so I headed to bed.
Greeted holeshot at some godforsaking hour of the night and then back to hotel de canvas.
We suited up early Saturday morning and set sail for the hills.
The start roads where pretty tame and then we started heading into some excellent trails and the antics where starting, How slippery was that mud. I missed beagles surfing lesson but apparently murph would have been proud.
We done a few u turns due to not being able to go any further up some trails, We ended up at frying pan campground where the 230 needed some running repairs and the true old bulls spirit people came from everywhere to help, I even have some photos of TB paying homage to the Suzuki gods.(will post later)
We then headed back into the scrub and the boys found a quarry and TB let off a bit of steam, he looked like a kid in a lolly shop he was having that much fun, I thought ,this bloke goes around this loop once more and his gunna get dizzy.
We headed down the road about 3 feet and there was nipples and Kram waiting to feed the hungry mob. Well bugger me if the barby had a hissy fit and blew a hose, you have to image 4 blokes fixing a small round BBQ hose to stop the gas from leaking and catching fire and not more than 10 feet away was about 140 litres of unleaded in plastic containers. The boys were under the whip because the peanut gallery was giving them heaps. Lunch turned out good and was set sail for the eskies,we had gone about 200 meters and I came around this corner only to find boulder and someone else doubled over with laughter because a bit further down the road was a Honda 650 facing the opposite way to way it came and it was on its side and there was this bloke in a poker dot jersey praying no-one had seen him.
We made it back to camp and then the antics started on the motocross track. Great riding boys.
Nipples had to change a retread so true to form the peanut gallery gave him a hand, he could have changed it a lot quicker if we had left him alone , but hey you know us.

Saturday night was quiet.
Sundays ride was not what I expected. I personally have never ridden down trails that steep before and I was saying a few hale maries on a few of them, turns out I wasn’t the only one, I found out how fit I was when I sprinted up this steep hill because Charlie from Barrington’s trail tours stole the DRZ and racked off up the hill on, I think he just wanted to ride one..
The trails where something else and that erosion mesh is a new concept for me.
The last stop of the day and someone says where’s AB, we all said who cares, and thought we would just leave him there. Really we were quite concerned of his whereabouts, so we sent 2 bikes back into the wilderness to find him and 1 bike back to camp just in case, we were draining fuel from bikes in readiness to send out another posse when diddle rang his phone again and this time he answered and he was safe and back at camp, good outcome.
We headed back, had a swim packed up and headed home.

Thank you TB for Saturday and thank you nipples for Sundays awesome ride, that was an experience trust me, I had a ball.

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thanks for a great weekend all.

If Saturdays great trails where grade 4 then Sundays trails must have been grade 20 absolutly brilliant riding thanks nipples. I thought I was out of my depth but I got to the end even if charly did steel the 400 and took off up that hill on it., will do a report later,again thanks all for a top weekend, even if we didnt get home until past 9.00 last night.

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12 gauge will work a treat,,trust me I`m from the country..

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12 gauge

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I made the rather stupid mistake of removing my goggles yesterday so I could see better in the dark tight single trails,,,Boy are my eyes sore today from the dust and branches etc. I was to lazy to pull up and get my safety glasses out of the back pack.
ABs gogles certainly got my attention until he went missing in action :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

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Don`t tell me you blokes still wash your own bikes

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