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will see what I can do about knockin over a roo or 2 for the BBQ Blue :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Boony

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Now everyone,remember theres 2 Os in Boony when you put me in for Old bull of the year.

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Boony

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After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women – she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target:

Dear Mrs. Samuel,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Samuel, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people’s carts when they weren’t looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women’s restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, ‘Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away’. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
6. August 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he’d invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’ EMTs were called..
9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were..
11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ‘Mission Impossible’ theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his ‘Madonna look’ by using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled ‘PICK ME! PICK ME!’
14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed ‘OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!’
And last, but not least:
15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, ‘Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here.’ One of the clerks passed out.

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do you need a hand with anything????

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hey Ollie , I noticed Billy isnt on the bbq list,, he will be with us mate,just thought you would like to know that..

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around 8ish mick,,you packing a supa unit for this trip????

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will the old bulls banner be on this ride????? :huh:

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yeah mick,,we northerners will be campimg both nights :cheer:

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Might have to make a special effort to get to this ride so I can recieve my award..

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see thart bolls has no idea where to land the chopper we might drive,, we will be leaving taimwooorrth around 4pm ,stopping at scone maccas for tea the onto dungrog camp ground ,arriving about 7.30/8ish,.what time is everyone else expecting to get there ????

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BOLLOCKS wrote:

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those of you arriving by helicopter this is where to land….is that right Ollie?

is that us Bolls…

WOOOOOOOO,HOOOOOOOO i`m goin in one of them there fancy helichopters.

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menace wrote:

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EAGLE`02 wrote:

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Missing the 2nd anniversary of OBT :blink:

and you call yourself an Old Bull of the Year….pfffft

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

new year now spidy,,he has to give up that title now 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

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the forest has to be rattle on the named weekend! other things planned for the following weekends,sorry .
So this ride will still go ahead as planned,

Boony

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Swissdude wrote:

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Hi Boony
Mine hang a little to the left, thanks for asking. I’ve been tinkering around with KTM’s since age 15 and just don’t now any better. Apart from that they are pretty cool bikes and always have an attitude and personality of their own. So no, I don’t think I’ll be selling my slow turning hard to handle and ball breaking bike.
Looking forward to some fun times
Alfie

Hi Alfie.
I think KTMs are awseome bits of machinary, just dont tell anyone I said that.Riders of my capabilityt could not possibly handle the power or the handling abilityies of those weapons.

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Gday mate,how they hangin?
welcome to the site,you should have joined when you was in switzerland,would have made a wicked christmas party ride for us,hey boys??
lookin forward to hookin up for a blat mate.

are you thinkin of selling your KTM,,most of the owners of them on here dont like them,,(I think) :woohoo:

The hills are alive with the sound of dirt bikes.
Boony

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