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The Knob

A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a
new procedure called ‘The Knob,’ where a small
knob is placed at the top of the woman’s head and
could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the
effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman
wanted ‘The Knob.’

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob,
and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young
looking and vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with
two problems.

‘All these years, everything has been working just
fine. I’ve had to turn the knob many times and
I’ve always loved the results. But now I’ve
developed two annoying problems: First, I have these
terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won’t get rid
of them.’

The doctor looked at her closely and said, ‘Those
aren’t bags, those are your breasts.’

She said, ‘Well, I guess there’s no point in
asking about the goatee.’

Boony

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Trailboss wrote:

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Boony I thought it would be interesting reading for all bike riders as I was one of two bike riders having a shoulder repaired that day

TB

Me sorry,,,back on track now

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Jeffro wrote:

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Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Really Jeffro i dont mind sharing the experience ,,honest,,
actually I think i have it on video…

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That is a brilliant ride report on the hospital trip TB.. well done.

will I have to start a new thread to do the report on my vasectomy????? :woohoo:

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kram140 wrote:

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We should’ve organised an OBT sweep.

See now Krams going on about the bloody floor??????what gives

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Hate this day.. every year the missus carries on about me cleaning the floor or something about sweeping,,(who knows)

woy,woy dress thats different. seen some that look more like a wide belt than a short skirt..

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Trailboss wrote:

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Good stuff, morning mister Boon :laugh: :laugh:

TB

Morning,,,mmmmm coffee

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Trailboss wrote:

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xy-transit wrote:

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Boony if you can wait a day or to i can do a pic by pic fitting mine.

He hadnt even taken them out of the farkin box XY so he hadnt even looked at them the pan head :laugh: :laugh:

TB

Hey I heard that 😆 😆 😆 😆

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Oh yeh i forgot about the young fella riding off the side of parachute hill,,didnt dsee it but they said it was very spooky,, glad to see he was alright.

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whanny wrote:

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hey hows that ride report going my popcorn will be cold but the time you post it :woohoo:

Dont hold back whanny,,it would be good to read a report from someone else on the ride for a change,,tell us you version of the day,,,

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our meeting point resembled the local K Mart car park


The group at repair corner having a breather whilst some repair were undertaken to an offending XR


The offending lever that caused some minor grief to start with.

The berry patch,,the best ice cream and berry pie this side of the black stump.

Bollocks tweaking up the XR to match it with the narny on the way home .
:laugh:

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Trailboss wrote:

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Farking hell Boony I will bet you haven’t even sat down and tried to work it out have you, come on mate if Moto can fit a set and I think he did his own surely you can or can even try :huh:

TB :blink:

I havent even got them out of the box yet

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you now officially have way to much time on your hands,,please recover from your op quicker,, :woohoo:
now back to my question,and replace picher with photographic evidance please.

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you know what i mean!!! :woohoo:

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Pegs that pivot have arrived

Thanks all involved in the special..

Anyone got a picher of these things fitted on a narny..especially where the standard spring goes on the new pegs?????

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