Not exactly a joke in the true sense of the word.
But an absolute JOKE non the less. :angry:
If you cross the *North Korean* border illegally, you get 12 years hard
Labour.
If you cross the *Iranian* border illegally, you are detained
Indefinitely.
If you cross the *Afghan* border illegally, you get shot.
If you cross the *Saudi Arabian* border illegally, you will be jailed.
If you cross the* Chinese* border illegally, you may never be heard from
Again.
If you cross the *Venezuelan *border illegally, you will be branded a
Spy and your fate will be sealed.
If you cross the *Cuban* border illegally, you will be thrown into
Political prison to rot.
*However, if you cross the AUSTRALIAN border illegally, you get a job, a
Driver’s’ licence, a social security card, welfare benefits, food stamps,
Credit cards, subsidized rent or a loan to buy a new house, free
Education, free health care, a lobbyist in Canberra and, in many
Instances, you can VOTE.*
:angry:
