[Mick DMember]

Funny how the odometer has 79.8km on it but the trip meter has 222.8km on it. :dry:

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Oh 2nd degree burns on the upper body combined with torn cartledge in both shoulders lacerations from nylon singlet, broken ribs and a dislocated hip tickle too…..

BC

That sounds like a story in itself..please share,… when you are ready Mr Blue.

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Life is full of suprises…..

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband whispers to his wife, “Listen this guy’s an escaped convict – look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.” To which the wife responds, “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too.”

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I still know that your ribs would be sore as hell. When hit the cow and I busted my ribs and posted the fact,I got laughed at and called a cow herder.When you ride bikes and get hurt there is stuff all chance of getting much sympathy from either your wife or your mates, I have found in the past.

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Cowpatt corner isn’t the place I would go to, looking for sympathy :laugh:

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Hey looks good Chris, I especially like the options available,for posts, it is a lot easier to use than the old ones

[Mick DMember]

pretty sure we all have had a trailer incedent at some time.:laugh:

[Mick DMember]

NO I wasn’t wishing everyone a happy fathers day actually.
I was just telling everyone one ,how my son and I are spending fathers day at the track.:laugh:
Dad’s, enjoy your day tomorrow,what ever you are doing.

[Mick DMember]

Connor and I are heading to the HVMCC Sprint series for the day. Connor is racing in the 9-U12 85cc class and I am a sweep rider for the day. Moose is also sweeping and from what I can work out, OBT members who are racing are:
RideherY Kato 300
Kram140 Husky 310
RiderX WR250
Nick Off WR250
Jas RMZ450
I will let you know how the day went.
Cheers
Mick

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What a team!!:laugh:

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Great yarn there XY.:laugh: You had me laughing several times with your descriptions. Well done mate.

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I agree with TB, the people that do this sort of thing should be charged, same as the ones that put wire across trees to catch dirtbikers. Even if they are breaking the law a young kiddie (or anyone else for that matter) doesn’t deserve to die for it.

As far as the wire goes has anyone had personal experience with this or know first hand of it happening ?

Yeah, when I was about 15, a mate copped a wire across his chest while riding a RM80T.It was on a trail next to Old Windsor rd, between Kings Langley and Parklea. He was wearing one of those padded Tycon Jerseys and he had the maddest welt/bruise on his chest for a week or more.

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I just heard on the radio that the first stage or some of today’s stages of the WRC have been cancelled due to safety concerns as those people that didn’t want the event(fucking hippies) have thrown boulders on the road. I hope the people responsible are found and charged with attempted MURDER because if a car, rally or not hit them at speed someone could be killed

These people think them and their causes are above the law, fuck them and their cause from here on in :angry:

TB

What a pack of tossers!!!!!

no pun intended

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Nice to see you around here Rick. Got the Husky ripping have you?

Rick was on the 2nd big ride I lead under the OBT banner in August last year.

Yes I know, I watched him bin the Husky and roll about 6 foot into a bush and almost dissapear :laugh:

Must have been a big bush!! Rick is no midget.
That was on his 2nd OBT ride. The first one he did the arse end fell off the Husky and they had to back track and find it.

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Nice to see you around here Rick. Got the Husky ripping have you?

Rick was on the 2nd big ride I lead under the OBT banner in August last year.

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