[Mick DMember]

Just found a whole heap of sidetrack magazines in the shed.That shed of mine is full of surprises!!

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I gotta go to the shed for a little while.:S

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Hello Bloke……it’s pissing down here.

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white rocket wrote:

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send the rain to dubbo we will have it

Wish I could Rocket, all the wet weather make up games are gonna kill my riding time now from here till Nundle:angry:
Sundays are now Netball & soccer catchup games, and the more it rains, the more we have to catch up on :unsure:
I am missing too many top rides up this way now:huh: :blink:

You will have to give up the netball Eagle,you don’t have the legs for one of those little skirts.

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I am gunna interject here. I have stayed out of this argument and sat on the fence(much like Switzerland does) but I will say I don’t think TB is your man.
I was stuck in the Wauchope CBD with a KTM990 with a flat battery and within hours it was posted on the site that I was seen clutch starting it in the main street(with 3 people pushing) and that was early in the piece .Long before TB and I had actually met face to face and him visiting Wauchope. So sorry guys I don’t think TB is the Squirrel.

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Tiny wrote:

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Buttons are great;)

Give the man a cigar!! Well spotted Tiny.
In Italy they came new with an electric leg on the 06 and 07 models

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Tiny wrote:

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hey moto you suck:P just wanted to get to 400 posts and couldn’t think of anything smart:huh: so there it is you suck moto:kiss:

Congrats on the 400 bigfella and a very well thought out post I might add.LOL

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DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish – 49
Adventurous – Slept with everyone
Athletic – No tits
Average looking – Ugly
Beautiful – Pathological liar
Contagious Smile – Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure – On medication
Feminist – Fat
Free spirit – Junkie
Friendship first – Former very *friendly* person
Fun – Annoying
New Age – Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded – Desperate
Outgoing – Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate – Sloppy drunk
Professional – Bitch
Voluptuous – Very Fat
Large frame – Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate – Stalker

WOMEN’S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you’ll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you’re in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You’re very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN’S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let’s have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don’t go with that outfit = I’m gay

And finally…..

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.

For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.

However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.

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Moto wrote:

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Sutto’s did me a great deal, I think it was reduced $89 from $99 but Mal did it even cheaper for me at $85! Cheapest front typre you’ll buy

SOLD.

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Uncle Fester wrote:

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Young bloke is 11 and has just stepped up to a 140cc DHZ Thumpster, he is still getting used to the clutch, his old 125cc Thumpster is now his sisters she is 9. We still have his first bike a 1988 JR50 but it doesn’t get used anymore, but was the best bike for them to learn on as it has a gear lever and rear brake pedal instead having it on the bars.

Hopefully by the time October comes round he will have the clutch sorted and we will get him on something with a powerband and watch his eyes bulge!!! Then you are gunna hate us, because he will want one.Hahahaha

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Bill, the shed room would be great,Taylah was a bit funny about the bus.

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Boony wrote:

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Trailboss wrote:

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I give up

Oh no you don`t not in the middle of something this entertaining

Boony,don’t you worry about TB.He never gives up.:blink: :laugh:

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Hey FEZ what bikes are your kids on??

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singletrackmind wrote:

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Don’t make me report you two to Admin!

If you think this is bad STM,you should of seen us at it on Friday night,talk about shit slinging matches.

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Whoops I forgot to put some off these in my last post………:kiss: :unsure: :cheer: :laugh: :dry:

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