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:laugh: :laugh: No worries Lefty hey make sure you practice hard tomorrow at Pacific Park but stay of the Pee Wee track I don’t want them blowing you off and knocking your confidence around before Monday

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Wally Boy wrote:

This sounds like a cracker weekend and I’d love to come…just can’t commit at this stage

Well Wally I for one hope you can commit when it gets closer would love to catch up again if you come I will supply the maps and routes :whistle:

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Happy Birthday you DR riding, Swedish bike loving, B double driving, gear jamming, fork lift operating bloke you

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Scotty wrote:

Capt. Furious wrote:

Wow guys, talk about some hate for the poor old motocross bikes.

I’m going to just duck out the back gate and take the YZ for a ride in your honour 👿

Might even get a quad out there whilst I’m at it.

Make the most of it, because with that kind of attitude soon none of us will have a place to ride. I know your joking but there are people out there who do this who are F–king it up for everybody.

I dont hate motorcross bikes I hate the dickheads that ride noisy unregistered ones in forests and NPs and wherever they shouldnt. I also hate the sort of attitude they have to others and the sport like Captain was joking about above :silly:

But as the subject is bought up why dont they ride their motorcross bikes on motorcross tracks? I asked a guy once at the Watagans and he said it was a hassle. When I asked what happens if he has a head on as far as insurance goes and he said he was too good a rider to have a head on :dry:

You have land there Captain you could make a phat track I figure or would it piss your neighbours off??

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If you looked you would see better heads is a trough :laugh: :laugh: Could be said he has a good head for radio :laugh: was it snowing by chance Aaron :whistle:

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Welcome a new 449 wow nice ride mate I have been looking at one that a mate has very very nice very BMW looks the goods for sure

Hey check this ride out, it’s a weekend ride it’s a free ride its just 20 bucks to have your gear carried to the camp area and it would be a great way to make a heap of contacts and put names to faces straight up for future rides

click here for ride details

See you around

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I sat on the train this morning opposite a stunning Thai girl. I kept thinking to myself, please don’t get an erection, please don’t get an erection…but she did.  
 
The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner.F**k me, talk about Dyson with death.  
 
Did you hear about the fat alcoholic transvestite? All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.    
 
Two friends are fishing near a bridge. Suddenly a Hearse and two Funeral Cars go over the bridge so one of the men stands up, takes off his cap and bows his head.  When the cars have gone he puts his cap back on, sits back down and carries on fishing.  His mate turns to him and says,” Dave, that’s one of the nicest most respectful things I’ve ever seen. ”   Dave replies,” Well we were married for nearly 20 years ”    
 
Paddy says “Mick, I’m thinking of buying a Labrador .  “f**k that” says Mick “have you seen how many of their owners go blind”    
 
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I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest p*n*s she had ever laid her hands on.  I said “You’re pulling my leg”  
 
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Spent £40 on eBay last week for a p*n*s enlarger.  Just opened it and some bastard’s sent me a magnifying glass!    
 
I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!!   At least I presume she was poor – she only had £1.20 in her purse.    

My girlfriend thinks that I’m a stalker.    Well, she’s not exactly my girlfriend yet.      
 
I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed.   At first I was afraid…….then I was petrified.    
 
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An old lady is being examined by the Dr.   He asks have you ever been bedridden?   She says “yes I have, and I’ve been table ended and backskuttled a few times too!”    
 
Went for my routine check up today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my arse!  Do you think I should change Dentists?      
 
A wife says to her husband  “you’re always pushing me around and talking behind my back.”   He says  “what do you expect?   You’re in a wheel chair. ”  
 
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The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.    
 
Hi mate I don’t want you to panic but I’m texting you from the casualty.  Turns out the new Dyson Ball cleaner isn’t what I thought it was.

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Cheers Nick it will save me time for sure. I am about to pull my Tenere down and go over it from end to end as it has now done 20k. While it’s stripped down it will get a good clean, I will run spare in place cables for clutch and throttle pull. I will check the valve clearances and fit all the new parts I have coming for Camerons which is only 20 weeks away

Thanks for taking the time to do the DIY thing up as I am sure it helps people. Anyone can post up how they do something as I am sure it helps others as this one will help me and it’s doesnt have to be a video as Nick has shown

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It’s only my opinion but if it’s introduced it will be a day to remember, the start of the end of our sport
Only my opinion

BTW how do they do if you haven’t ridden 46 days?

I couldn’t ride Clarence with it, or Capertee, couldn’t ride Orange, couldn’t ride the Watagans well couldn’t ride any of them legally with rec ergo as all have sections where you travel on some sort of a road all dirt but a road even if only for a km so how does it work, transport to the edge of the forest?

Could Boony ride to the berry patch I don’t think so It involves transporting doesn’t it?

We need cheaper green skips it’s proven we are get ripped off, why not do tha and full rego would be cheaper and we could legally ride all areas and can’t get booked transporting a dirt road between singles

No arguing not fighting just asking and giving an opinion

Anything cheaper as far as rego is good but we need to protect ourselves and our areas

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No Strucky everyone will need their own 20litre Jerry can FULL AT THE START OF THE RIDE

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Bump here for the birthday ride. This ride is always a cracker Mal and Medogrocket are leading Saturday and once we get to the Sunny Corner I can promise you ripper weekend

The list of who is attending is in the first post on page one of this thread below is some from the first post on page one

The 3rd annual Old Bull Birthday Ride will be held on the 28th and 29th of May. As last year it will be a ride to the camp and ride return. There will only be one group ride lead this year (no adventure loop). If there are any adventure rides wanting to attend I can send you some tracks to get you there as you are more than welcome.

The ride will start at Capertee in the public area opposite the servo at 7.30am on Sat the 28th of May. There will be support vehicles to carry your gear (gear means your 20litre Jerry can FULL, your bag, swag (or Tent) and an esky that you should try and share with someone else to conserve space) it will cost you $20 to have your gear transported and will be payable to Bubba the red neck support driver, no pay no gear carried. Your jerry can will need to be full as there are no service stations anywhere during the whole ride.

We will be camping near Sofala and there are NO SHOPS THERE bring everything you need. We will be travelling via twin trail (good tough in spots twin trail) for the first 30 odd kms then there will be singles used in the A4DE, they will include pine forests and native bush. There will be at least one hill climb to bash yourselves up on only if you choose. We are aiming to do some of the A4DE special tests and extreme tests that will start and finish at the same point so you don’t have to do it if you don’t want or you can do it twice if you want. The ride will be able to be completed by EVERYBODY but we are aiming to include tougher sections for others only IF THEY WANT to do them. There will be the ride thru the rocky twin along the Turon River then over the causeways and thru the farms to the camping area as we did last year.

As per every birthday ride there will be prizes a plenty I can assure you. At this stage I am hoping to have over 20 individual prizes not including the Old Bull Of The Year which was a Helmet last year. There will be commemorative stickers to all attend as per other years it is shaping to be the biggest bunch of prizes ever by a long shot. There is no cap on the numbers of riders and again everyone of every skill is welcome and will be accommodated.

Sutto’s main Old Bull contact Scotty will be attending and we are hoping to have more of our sponsors attending also, come on Steve (Adventure Moto), Nick and Mark from Tekinks to name but a few

The ride back will be aimed to have us back at Capertee between 2 and 3pm for those that have to travel distances. There is plenty of space to park the cars which is safe enough that I will park my car there for the night. Capertee is on the Mudgee road between Mudgee and Lithgow.

This post will be kept updated so look it over if you are going in the weeks ahead until the ride.

Come one come all it will be great I promise

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Welcome Bones back after 30 years eh bet you wished you hadnt missed that time now your back. I couldn’t imagine not riding my bikes

Anyway welcome again am sure we will catch up one

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Welcome mate, I will read your ride report properly later looks like a ripper can wait

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With fairness to Wally whom is a hell of a nice guy Ryobi I know where he is coming from. People have been known wander in here gather up some routes and stuff people have got and disappear never to be seen again. It leaves a sour taste in your mouth, there are a lot of contributing members here that put the time in to learn and map the tracks and I am sure have them like me in a folder full of GPX files

I live in the mountains and know and ride the areas you are asking about real well. i I have researched the areas, pre ridden, explored, trail ridden and lead rides through there a fair few times now over the last 4 years. I am happy for you to join a ride when I lead the next out in those areas. I have recently just found while exploring a whole heap on new routes and tracks near Capertee when I spent a day out there riding around

Sorry mate Wally’s post may seem a little hard but you need to see both ways when a someones first post is like yours. These sites run because of contributing members and people share with one antother and help. You may have noticed no one answered your post but the other intro in the last 24 hrs has 7 or 8 replies

I am leading our Birthday ride out of Capertee for members

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I reckon go you good thing, I have no interest in Hattah but reckon it’s awesome that you are doing it. Please PM me your address and I will send you some OBT stickers for your bike mate

Good luck and please keep us updated as I know I for one will be watching this thread with interest

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